Veronica Corningstone quotes

Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I'm 72 percent sure that I love you.

Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.

I'm good at three things; fighting, screwing, and reading the news. Now I've already done one of those three today so what's the other one gonna be, huh?

Stop calling your arms guns!

You look like a blueberry!

Well you... have bad hair.

(To Ron) Jazz flute is for little fairy boys

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