Veronica Corningstone quotes
Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I'm 72 percent sure that I love you.
Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.
I'm good at three things; fighting, screwing, and reading the news. Now I've already done one of those three today so what's the other one gonna be, huh?
Stop calling your arms guns!
You look like a blueberry!
Well you... have bad hair.
(To Ron) Jazz flute is for little fairy boys