Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy quotes
124 total quotes (ID: 38)Multiple Characters
Ron Burgundy
Veronica Corningstone
Wes Mantooth
I ate a big red candle.
(after drinking coffee) Mmm, I just burnt my tongue.
LOUD NOISES!!!
[opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation.
Oh, sorry, Champ... I think I ate your Chocolate Squirrel
Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the...toilet...store?
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
I stabbed a man in the heart!
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
[When Ron asks, "Where did you get that hand grenade from, Brick?"] ...I don't know.
I'm Brian Fantana
[unveiling the Sex Panther] No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. [...] They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
"[when Veronica gags at his perfume and asks what the smell is]" That's the smell of desire, m'lady. "[once she describes it]" Well... desire smells like that to some people!
Whammy! [repeated line]
I will smash Royce Bruno in the face