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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy quotes

124 total quotes

Brian Fantana
Brick Tamland
Champ Kind
Ed Harken
Multiple Characters
Ron Burgundy
Veronica Corningstone
Wes Mantooth




View Quote I ate a big red candle.
View Quote (after drinking coffee) Mmm, I just burnt my tongue.
View Quote LOUD NOISES!!!
View Quote [opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation.
View Quote Oh, sorry, Champ... I think I ate your Chocolate Squirrel
View Quote Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the...toilet...store?
View Quote Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
View Quote I stabbed a man in the heart!
View Quote I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
View Quote [When Ron asks, "Where did you get that hand grenade from, Brick?"] ...I don't know.
View Quote I'm Brian Fantana
View Quote [unveiling the Sex Panther] No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. [...] They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
View Quote "[when Veronica gags at his perfume and asks what the smell is]" That's the smell of desire, m'lady. "[once she describes it]" Well... desire smells like that to some people!
View Quote Whammy! [repeated line]
View Quote I will smash Royce Bruno in the face