Brick Tamland quotes

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and I am what some people call mentally retarded.

[riding a bear] Hey, Ron! I'm riding a furry tractor!

I ate a big red candle.

(sees Veronica in Ron's place) .......You're not Ron.

(after drinking coffee) Mmm, I just burnt my tongue.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!

LOUD NOISES!!!

I love... lamp. I love lamp.

[opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation.

Oh, sorry, Champ... I think I ate your Chocolate Squirrel

Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the...toilet...store?

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!

I stabbed a man in the heart!

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

[When Ron asks, "Where did you get that hand grenade from, Brick?"] ...I don't know.

I'm Brian Fantana

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