Brick Tamland quotes
I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and I am what some people call mentally retarded.
[riding a bear] Hey, Ron! I'm riding a furry tractor!
I ate a big red candle.
(sees Veronica in Ron's place) .......You're not Ron.
(after drinking coffee) Mmm, I just burnt my tongue.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!
LOUD NOISES!!!
I love... lamp. I love lamp.
[opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation.
Oh, sorry, Champ... I think I ate your Chocolate Squirrel
Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the...toilet...store?
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
I stabbed a man in the heart!
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
[When Ron asks, "Where did you get that hand grenade from, Brick?"] ...I don't know.
I'm Brian Fantana
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