Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy quotes

124 total quotes

Brian Fantana
Brick Tamland
Champ Kind
Ed Harken

Multiple Characters
Ron Burgundy
Veronica Corningstone
Wes Mantooth

View Quote Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd.

View Quote Ron Burgundy: (lifting weights) 1001, 1002, 1003.
Veronica Corningstone: Uh, Mr. Burgundy? Helen said that you needed to see me.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, did I?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes.
Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it's a deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting, I did over a thousand.

View Quote [trying to woo Veronica the first time] Hello. I couldn't help but notice you from across the party, and... I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have... the most breathtaking... hiney. I mean that thing is good. I wanna be friends with it. [...] Do you know who I am? [...] I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. [...] People know me. [...] I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

View Quote [while warming up before the news] Unique New York. Unique New York.

View Quote [while warming up before the news] The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.

View Quote [while warming up before the news] The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.

View Quote [while warming up before the news] How now, brown cow? How now, brown cow?

View Quote [while examining his make-up job] AUDREY! Get in here, I look like hell! I've got bags under my eyes! [To Audrey off camera] What's that? Well, if you were a man, I'd punch you. I'd punch you right in the mouth. This is bush. Bush league!

View Quote [while warming up before the news] Thirty seconds? We're on in 30 seconds? We're on air now? I don't believe you.

View Quote Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed a urgent and horrifying news story, and I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!

View Quote Sweet Lincoln's mullet.

View Quote I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right in the babymaker.

View Quote [looking at his reflection in the mirror] Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey, everyone! Come and see how good I look!

View Quote I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

View Quote [yelling at Veronica] What? You read my news? [...] I thought it was a joke. I thought is was funny. I even wrote it down in my diary that night. "Veronica had a very funny joke today." [...] We are through! Through! Because of your actions, you-you scorpion woman!