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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy quotes

124 total quotes

Brian Fantana
Brick Tamland
Champ Kind
Ed Harken
Multiple Characters
Ron Burgundy
Veronica Corningstone
Wes Mantooth




View Quote What do you think this is? Amateur hour?!
View Quote [talking to Baxter, his dog] Come again? You know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please. What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
View Quote It truly is beauty and the beast... and a rather handsome beast I might add.
View Quote [singing in the bar] Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Phhtt. I make fart noises with my mouth. Phhtt. Phhtt.
View Quote [to Veronica] You're a dirty pirate hooker. [...] Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
View Quote I am a man! I am an ANCHORman! [...] I'm a man who invented the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
View Quote I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and I am what some people call mentally ****ed.
View Quote [riding a bear] Hey, Ron! I'm riding a furry tractor!
View Quote I ate a big red candle.
View Quote (after drinking coffee) Mmm, I just burnt my tongue.
View Quote I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!
View Quote LOUD NOISES!!!
View Quote I love... lamp. I love lamp.
View Quote [opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation.
View Quote Oh, sorry, Champ... I think I ate your Chocolate Squirrel