The 40 Year-Old Virgin

The 40 Year-Old Virgin quotes

103 total quotes (ID: 12)


'm a virgin. I always have been.

Rich man gets off work, then buys stereo. Not after ****ing brunch!

Go **** a goat.

It's not about the shit stained balls, and the dirty sanchez!

Motorist: Get the **** out of the road virgin!

I've borked a lot of women in my day.

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm putting my bike in it.

[high pitched voice] Me so horny. Me love you long time.

I may not have had sex but I'll **** you up!...Y-yeah!

[Andy painting his action figure] And now I am going to make your silver pants blue.

You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much I completely stay away from them!

[After crashing through a billboard on his bike] There were two sides to that billboard, and they both hurt equally.

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.

Is this that movie about babies that are geniuses?