The 40 Year-Old Virgin quotes
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'm a virgin. I always have been.
Rich man gets off work, then buys stereo. Not after fucking brunch!
Go fuck a goat.
It's not about the shit stained balls, and the dirty sanchez!
Motorist: Get the fuck out of the road virgin!
I've borked a lot of women in my day.
Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm putting my bike in it.
[high pitched voice] Me so horny. Me love you long time.
I may not have had sex but I'll fuck you up!...Y-yeah!
[Andy painting his action figure] And now I am going to make your silver pants blue.
You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much I completely stay away from them!
[After crashing through a billboard on his bike] There were two sides to that billboard, and they both hurt equally.
You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
Is this that movie about babies that are geniuses?