Jay quotes

All you gotta do is to use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows how to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's code written in their DNA, says "Tackle the gazelle." Believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says "Tackle drunk bitches."

You're puttin' the pussy on a pedestal.

From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm getting you some pussy.

Dude, it's not big deal if you like to **** guys. I'm cool, I got friends who **** guys...in jail.

[Watching Dawn of the Dead] Whoa! **** that nigga up! Bitch, get out of room! Bitch, get out the room!

[Arguing with Mooj] Why are you always telling me to go **** a goat, man?

You're making the pussy into this great big Greek goddess named 'Pussalia' and what you're doing is that you're psyching yourself into to thinking that it's some impossible feat.

Look, you're about to cram like...10 years of pimpage into one day. Partner, after that....you're on my level.

Baby, I'm Dr. Montalbaun.

[The day after the poker game when Andy walks into the store. The wall of TVs shows a video of women in bathing suits washing cars] Andy is goin' down, partner! We're gonna be [starts humping air] This is for you partner, this is for you! [referring to the women on the screen] Waves of them are gonna be comin' at you on Friday, Saturday. By Sunday yo nuts gonna be drained!

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