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All you gotta do is to use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows how to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's code written in their DNA, says "Tackle the gazelle." Believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says "Tackle drunk bitches."
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You're puttin' the pussy on a pedestal.
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From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm getting you some pussy.
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Dude, it's not big deal if you like to fuck guys. I'm cool, I got friends who fuck guys...in jail.
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[Watching Dawn of the Dead] Whoa! Fuck that nigga up! Bitch, get out of room! Bitch, get out the room!
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[Arguing with Mooj] Why are you always telling me to go fuck a goat, man?
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You're making the pussy into this great big Greek goddess named 'Pussalia' and what you're doing is that you're psyching yourself into to thinking that it's some impossible feat.
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Look, you're about to cram like...10 years of pimpage into one day. Partner, after that....you're on my level.
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Baby, I'm Dr. Montalbaun.
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[The day after the poker game when Andy walks into the store. The wall of TVs shows a video of women in bathing suits washing cars] Andy is goin' down, partner! We're gonna be [starts humping air] This is for you partner, this is for you! [referring to the women on the screen] Waves of them are gonna be comin' at you on Friday, Saturday. By Sunday yo nuts gonna be drained!
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