Haziz quotes

Do you know how I know you're gay? Because you are holding each other ever so gently.

So, tell me Montel. Why weren't we invited to the party? What are we, al Qaeda?

Hey, Will and Grace! Back to work!

[While Jay is arguing with a Black customer] Today's forecast? Dark and cloudy, with chance of drive-by.

Hey, Andy! We're gonna have to get you some poonanny!

It's a free country, Bambi. I can smoke out here if I want to.

I will pray for your ****.

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