“Thadeous: I shouldn't even be here! I will probably die on this...”

Thadeous

I shouldn't even be here! I will probably die on this quest, Courtney definitely will!

Fabious

**** Courtney. And **** you. Maybe they're right, everything they say about you.

Thadeous

They only say that stuff because of you, because you go out and have to pretend to be the best, and they look at me like I'm some sort of idiot. Everyone in the kingdom wants to suck your dick, no one wants to suck mine!

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Thadeous Danny McBride More Thadeous quotes →

Fabious James Franco More Fabious quotes →

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