If I may be so bold Your Highness, what is the meaning of that ribbon that you hold?

This? It's a gift from Belladonna, a symbol of her virgin purity. I hold it and savor it.

You do that instead of having sex with her?

Belladonna isn't like any maiden in the Kingdom. She behaves without judgement, defies expectation. When I first heard her voice a tear came to my eye and that tear turned to ice and I kept that frozen tear far from my heart that burns with passion. If she had a wound, I would kiss it. If she had a splinter, I would pull it from her flesh with my lips.

Just say, we are too late and Leezar has had his way with her, would you still be able to be with her?

I don't want to think about that.

But just say that we were moments late and he was able to...get her cookies.

Shut up.

Yes, I know. But what if he butt **** her? Would you still like her?

Do I have to write you a poem? There has never been a love so true as ours.

That's pure love.

Yes, it is.

No, that's pure love. There's a naked woman standing behind you.