Jordan : You want a beer, pal? Donnie : What are you drinkin'? Jordan : I got this non-alcoholic shit... Donnie : What's that? Jordan : It's like a non-alcoholic beer. It's got no... no alcohol. Donnie : It's a beer? Jordan : Yeah, with no alcohol. Donnie : But, you drink enough and... you drink a lot and it'll get you ****ed up? Jordan : No, there's no alcohol. That's the ****in' point. Donnie : I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the **** you're talking about. I can get you beer if you want ****in' beer. Jordan : I know, but I don't drink, remember? I don't drink anymore? Donnie : What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting ****ed up. I love it. Jordan : Yeah... Donnie : How's being sober? Jordan : It ****in' sucks. Donnie : Boring, right? Jordan : So boring. I'm gonna kill myself.

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