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Jordan: I heard some stupid shit. I... I didn't even want to bring it up. It's just... stupid.
Donnie: Shit with me?
Jordan: People say shit... I don't even know. I don't even listen to it half the time.
Donnie: What do they say?
Jordan: Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. I don't even listen to it. It doesn't even...
Donnie: No... it's not like that. It's not like that.
Jordan: I mean like, you married your cousin or some stupid shit.
Donnie: Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think.
Jordan: Is she like, a first cousin?
Donnie: Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she ****ing grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to **** her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes **** my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else **** my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna **** my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.


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