Curses, curses! Somebody always helps that girl. Shoes or no shoes. I'm still great enough to conquer her. And woe to those who try to stop me!
Dorothy Gale
Judy Garland · 44 quotes
The Scarecrow
Ray Bolger · 22 quotes
The Cowardly Lion
Bert Lahr · 19 quotes
The Tin Man
Jack Haley · 17 quotes
The Wicked Witch of the West
Margaret Hamilton · 13 quotes
Glinda, the Good Witch of the North
Billie Burke · 9 quotes
The Munchkins
Pinto Colvig · 6 quotes
Auntie Em
Clara Blandick · 4 quotes
Professor Marvel
Frank Morgan · 3 quotes
The Wizard
3 quotes
Uncle Henry
Charley Grapewin · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Dorothy Gale & The Scarecrow (16), The Scarecrow & The Tin Man (13), Dorothy Gale & The Tin Man (12)
The Wizard of Oz quotes
Page 3 of 6[To the leader of the Winged Monkeys]
Take your army to the Haunted Forest and bring me that girl and her dog. Do what you want with the others, but I want her alive and unharmed. They'll give you no trouble, I promise you that. I've sent a little insect on ahead to take the fight out of 'em. Ha-ha-ha-ha! Take special care of those ruby slippers - I want those most of all. Now fly! Fly!
Well! Ring around the rosy, a pocket full of spears! Thought you'd be pretty foxy, didn't you? Well! The last to go will see the first three go before her! And her mangy little dog, too!
People without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?
The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isoceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Oh, joy! Rapture! I've got a brain!
Well, wouldn't you feel degraded to be seen in the company of a cowardly lion? I would.
[singing]
Yeah, it's sad, believe me, missy,
When you're born to be a sissy,
Without the vim and verve,
But I could show my prowess,
Be a lion, not a mow-ess,
If I only had the nerve.
I'm afraid there's no denyin'
I'm just a dandy-lion —
A fate I don't deserve.
[to his horse]
Better get under cover, Sylvester, there's a storm blowin' up, a whopper! Just speakin' the vernacular of the peasantry. Poor little kid. I hope she gets home all right.
I hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I return, the Scarecrow, by virtue of his highly superior brains, shall rule in my stead... assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent heart, and the Lion, by virtue of his courage.
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
Who, me? Why, I'm not a witch at all. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
Oh, well, is that a witch [gesturing toward Toto]?
Toto? Toto's my dog.
Well, I'm a little muddled. The Munchkins called me because a new witch has just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East. And there's the house, and here you are, and that's all that's left of the Wicked Witch of the East. And so, what the Munchkins want to know is, are you a Good Witch or a Bad Witch?
Oh, but I've already told you, I'm not a witch at all! Witches are old and ugly. [The Munchkins giggle from concealment] What was that?
The Munchkins. They're laughing because I am a witch. I'm Glinda, the Witch of the North.
You are?! Oh, I beg your pardon! But I've never heard of a beautiful witch before.
Only bad witches are ugly. The Munchkins are happy because you have freed them from the Wicked Witch of the East.
Oh, but if you please, what are Munchkins?
The little people who live in this land. It's Munchkinland. And you are their national heroine, my dear.
It really was no miracle, what happened was just this. The wind began to switch, the house to pitch. And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch. Just then the Witch, to satisfy an itch, went flying on her broomstick thumbin' for a hitch.
[singing]
And oh, what happened then was rich. The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch. It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch. Which was not a healthy sit-uation for the Wicked Witch.
If you were king, you wouldn't be afraid of anything?
Not nobody! Not no how!
Not even a rhinoceros?
Imp-oceros!
How about a hippopotamus?
Why, I'd thrash him from top to bottom-us!
Supposing you met an elephant?
I'd knot him up in cellophant!
What if it were a Brontosaurus?
I'd show him who's King of the Forest!
Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man
[in unison]
How?
How? Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on a mast to wave? Courage! What makes an elephant charge his tusk, in the misty mist or the dusky dusk? What makes a muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the Seventh Wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like THUNDER? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got?
Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man
[in unison]
Courage.
You can say that again! [short pause; realizing] Hmm?
[to the Scarecrow, after his song and dance]
Wonderful. Why, if our scarecrow back in Kansas could do that, the crows would be scared to pieces!
There's Emerald City. Oh, we're almost there at last, at last! It's beautiful, isn't it? Just like I knew it would be. He really must be a wonderful Wizard to live in a City like that!