The Witches (1990) · 30 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in The Witches (1990): in 5 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: Miss Ernst (3), Miss Irvine (2)
You always wanted me to lose weight. Well, look at me now.
Thought I'd like to say hello to a fellow philanthropist.
You collect stamps?
Charitees. This RSPCC.
What is this RSP...?
Oh, of course, you give money for the little... [gags] children. And... we of course... we also give money for the little... [Irvine holds out a basin for he. Jenkins throws some change into it]
What are you doing here?
The banquet, Miss Ernst.
No, no, no, no! You must go to your room and prepare for...
Hello!
...tomorrow's flight. Yes. [Waves to Mr. Jenkins] Have a good flight.
But, it's our banquet!
You are not here to enjoy yourself, you are here as my staff! Go to your room, NOW. [to the Witches at the table] Ladies...
Bruno Jenkins That lady promised me six whole bars of cream-whipped hazelnut milk chocolate. I've come to collect.
Ladies, may I introduce Bruno? Come up, Bruno... I have the chocolate here. [Bruno does so and she looks at her watch] I said 6:15, and that is in 15 seconds from now. [the witches laugh as does Bruno and she looks at Bruno] You are in for a treat. [laughs] We all are!
Bruno Jenkins What's going on?
Bruno Jenkins I can't even see any chocolate!
Bruno Jenkins Will one of you please tell me what's up?
ZERO! [Bruno groans in pain then belches loudly] We have ignition! [the witches begin laughing in amusement] Everybody, look! It's fantastic! It's begun! [Bruno begins transforming into a mouse] I can't stand it; it's so wonderful! Look at you! It's fantastic!
I told you she was a loony. She's an absolute nutter! [She takes the plate the spills the soup] Look at my bloody soup! All that stuff about Bruno!
Bruno has been turned into...
He has NOT been turned into a... [notices that Bruno is a mouse]
Bruno Jenkins Yes, I have! Hello, dad! [Mrs. Jenkins notices that her son is a mouse, screaming and faints]
