David Clark : (on the phone, to Brad) Oh, hello, Brad. Where the **** have you been? I left you like 5 messages, man! Brad : David! You’re alive! Cool! How did that happen? David : Why don’t you ask the real Pablo Chacon how it happened? Brad : I’m not gonna make excuses. It was kind of a dick move. A little bit. David : A dick move? A dick move! Brad : Little bit of a dick move. David : Okay, well, tell you what. I’m not driving another ****in’ mile, all right? I want some goddamn hazard pay from your ass. Otherwise, I’m gonna turn around and get this smidge of pot back to Chacon, along with your **** address. Do you understand me? Brad : It actually sounds like you’re threatening to double-cross me. David : **** right I am! Brad : And I’m kind of turned on right now. You make a good case for hazard pay. How much you want? David : How much? Oh, I don’t know, I’m thinking half a million dollars. How about that? Brad : Done. David : ****in’ right it’s done. Good. Brad : But I need it here by tonight or the deal is off. David : Okay. No problem. That’s fine with me. Brad : Where the hell are you anyway? David : We’re at the Corrales Regional Medical Center in the middle of Butt****, New Mexico. Brad : Why? David Clark : Why? Why?! Because this goddamn Kenny kid got his **** nuts bit by a giant-ass spider, that’s why! Brad : That is amazing. Will you let me know if he develops any superpowers? Listen, man, giddyup, okay? Tick-tock.

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