Brad : So, where’s my money, David? David Clark : Come on, man. We go back. Brad : Here’s the thing: We do go back. But it’s not college anymore, okay? We’re not just selling lids out of my dorm room. And you owe me $43,000. David Clark : I told you, I got robbed, Brad. They took everything I had, man. This week’s drop, 22 grand of my own money that I’d saved, I’m ****. Brad : Listen, this is a **** up situation, but I might have a win-win for both of us. David Clark : Great. Brad : I have a smidge of very choice mari-ju-ana down in Mexico and I need it here by Sunday night, but my regular courier is out on a count of the fact that he got gunned down. Anyway, that’s where you come in. You could be my mule. I need someone I can trust. You go down to Mexico, bring it back here by Sunday night, not only will I forgive your debt, I will pay you a standard courier fee of $100,000. David Clark : You’re gonna give me 100 grand to move a smidge across the border? Brad : Smidge and a half. It's nothing. David Clark : Dude, I got rolled by the **** cast of Annie. Now I come walking in here you’re asking me to become an international drug dealer. Brad : This is easy money, David. Come on, all you gotta do is pop down to Mexico, go to this address and tell them you're there to pick up for Pablo Chacon. David Clark : Who the **** is Pablo Chacon? Brad : I am. Yo soy Pablo Chacon. You don’t get a lot of respect from the Mexicans when your name is Brad Gurdlinger, right?

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