Wedding Crashers quotes
189 total quotesThe Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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Rule #42 - Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun.
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Rule #43 - At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing.
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Rule #44 - Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after. But don't talk about it.
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Rule #45 - Always remember your fake name!
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Rule #46 - The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising."
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Rule #47 - You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church.
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Rule #48 - Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancee.
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Rule #49 - Always work into the conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?"
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Rule #50 - Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women.
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Rule #52 - Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to stay put but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today.
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Rule #53 - Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive." Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary.
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Rule #55 - If pressed, tell people you're related to Uncle Ned. Everyone has an Uncle Ned.
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Rule #56 - Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up.
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Rule #57 - When seeing a rival Crasher, do not interact - merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on.
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Rule #58 - The Ferrari's in the shop.