Wedding Crashers quotes

189 total quotes

Chazz Reinhold
Jeremy Grey
John Beckwith
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View Quote Rule #59 - If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield.

View Quote Rule #60 - No "chicken dancing" - no exceptions.

View Quote Rule #61 - When crashing out of state, request permission from the local Wedding Crasher chapter.

View Quote Rule #62 - No more than two weddings a weekend. More and your game gets sloppy.

View Quote Rule #63 - Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm.

View Quote Rule #64 - Always save room for cake.

View Quote Rule #65 - When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island.

View Quote Rule #66 - Smile! You're having the time of your life.

View Quote Rule #67 - Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past.

View Quote Rule #68 - Dance with the Bride's grandmother.

View Quote Rule #69 - No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Chair lofts, better.

View Quote Rule #70 - Two shutouts in a row? It's time to take a week off. Ask yourself: what is it that is getting in the way of my happiness?

View Quote Rule #71 - Research, research, research the wedding party. And when you are done researching, research some more.

View Quote Rule #72 - Studies have shown that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints - small cost, big yield.

View Quote Rule #73 - Keep interactions with the parents of the bride to a minimum.