Wedding Crashers quotes

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Chazz Reinhold
Jeremy Grey
John Beckwith
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View Quote Rule #27 - Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.

View Quote Rule #28 - Make sure there's an open bar.

View Quote Rule #29 - Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again.

View Quote Rule #30 - Know the playbook so you can call an audible.

View Quote Rule #31 - If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know.

View Quote Rule #32 - Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.

View Quote Rule #33 - Never go back to your place.

View Quote Rule #34 - Be gone by sunrise.

View Quote Rule #35 - Breakfast is for closers.

View Quote Rule #36 - Your favorite movie is "The English Patient".

View Quote Rule #37 - At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.

View Quote Rule #38 - Never hit on the bride! It's a one-way ticket to the pavement.

View Quote Rule #39 - The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.

View Quote Rule #40 - Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet."

View Quote Rule #41 - If there is a cash bar, bring your fake war medals. You'll never have to buy a drink.