Wayne's World quotes

80 total quotes

Garth Algar
Mikita's manager, Glen
Wayne Campbell
Wayne & Garth catch-phrases

View Quote I know I don't have his looks. I know I don't have his money. I know I don't have his connections, his knowledge of fine wines. I know sometimes when I eat I get this clicking sound in my jaw...

View Quote Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.

View Quote Benjamin Kane: He's in.

View Quote Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them, they LOVE it.

View Quote We're not worthy!!! (When talking to Alice Cooper)

View Quote It's sucking my will to live!

View Quote Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew...spew into this. (Unfolding and holding out a tiny Dixie paper cup to a sick-looking friend.)

View Quote Zang! ("Excellent" in Cantonese)

View Quote I'm having a good time... not.

View Quote Benjamin Kane: We'll be in touch.

View Quote Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

View Quote Wayne, it's never going to happen, live in the now!

View Quote In the edited for TV verison Garth states "Jamoca almond idiot" as the ice cream flavor.

View Quote Hey Garth — that was a haiku.

View Quote Wayne Campbell: Hey, where'd you learn to speak English?
Cassandra: College... and the "Police Academy" movies.