Wayne's World quotes

80 total quotes

Garth Algar
Mikita's manager, Glen
Wayne Campbell
Wayne & Garth catch-phrases

View Quote I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

View Quote Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?

View Quote Wayne: It's Heather Locklear, there is a god. Garth: Heather be thy name. Both: Schwiiiiiiing (in a quite high pitch voice, and like singing in a gospel choir to the background music). ) She's a babe!

View Quote As if!

View Quote Alan: Do I frighten you?
Mrs. Vanderhoff: No.
Alan: Do you want me to?

View Quote Come in, your landing gear is down! (holding headset upside down)

View Quote We fear change.

View Quote Cassandra: Yeah, and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.
Wayne Campbell: Interesting.

View Quote Russel: It will be Terry's job to give the actors their hand cues.
Wayne Campbell: Excuse me, Russel, but I believe I requested the hand job...

View Quote (To scary ex-girlfriend before opening her "anniversary" gift) If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset.

View Quote Ah yes, it's a lot like 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'. In many ways it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original.

View Quote Not!

View Quote Excuse me, I'd like to get by now.

View Quote Wayne Campbell: Car!
Garth Algar: Car!
car drives past
Wayne Campbell: Game On!
Garth Algar: Game On!

View Quote I know I don't have his looks. I know I don't have his money. I know I don't have his connections, his knowledge of fine wines. I know sometimes when I eat I get this clicking sound in my jaw...