Varsity Blues quotes

29 total quotes

Billy Bob
Charlie Tweeder
Coach Bud Kilmer
Jonathon "Mox' Moxon
Multiple Characters

View Quote [singing] She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw.

View Quote [staring at Miss Davis's breasts] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?

View Quote [to his father] I don't want your life!

View Quote [to Mox] You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.

View Quote [to Mox] Your daddy was a no-talent pussy, but at least he listened!

View Quote A 10... a 10... a ****ing 10!

View Quote It makes me wonder if you know the different between a sneeze and a wet fart!

View Quote It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!

View Quote Jonathan Moxon your are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your god damn clothes and get in the car.

View Quote Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!

View Quote Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict.

View Quote Now if we go out there, and we half-ass it 'cause we're scared, all we're left with is an excuse; we're always gonna wonder. But if we go out there, and we give it absolutely everything - that's heroic. Let's be heroes."

View Quote The hard work of so many, sacrificed by the disrespect of few.

View Quote Well we're all naked in there and we've got handcuffs and cool shit to play with so take off your clothes and get in the car.