Leo
I think we walked in on a family feud, guys.
Michelangelo
Mikey Kelley · 21 quotes
Raphael
Nolan North · 21 quotes
Leonardo
James Arnold Taylor · 14 quotes
Casey Jones
Chris Evans · 11 quotes
Donatello
Mitchell Whitfield · 10 quotes
April
Sarah Michelle Gellar · 6 quotes
Donnie
5 quotes
Splinter
5 quotes
Mikey
4 quotes
Most scenes together: Raphael & Leonardo (7), Michelangelo & Donatello (6), Raphael & Casey Jones (5)
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Leo
They better hurry up with the last monster!
I'm sure my man Casey's got it all under control!
Leo
Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
[scene switches to April driving the Cowabunga Carl truck]
Can't this piece of junk go any faster?
You wanna drive?
I would, as a matter of fact.
Karai
You would think they would be more concerned about the 13th monster. [Foot Ninja silently nods in agreement.]
Alright, but remember, we're up here for training.
Y'know what I always say: Train by doing, dude.
Mikey, when have you ever said that?
They better hurry up with the last monster!
You know my man Casey's got it all under control!
That's what I'm afraid of.
Did anyone get the license plate of that thing that hit us last night? It looked like your mom dude!
Yeah. That would make her your mom too, doofus.
I heard his [Nightwatcher's] bike, turns into a plane, or like, a jet pack. Don, you're so smart, how come we don't have jet packs?
Yeah, that's good Mikey, except I don't even trust you with a drivers license. Have you seen the way this guy is--
[Donatello is interrupted by a roar coming from a construction site.]
Leo! Is that really you? I'm dreaming, aren't I?
Good. I had nightmares about birthday parties.
[dazed]
Dudes, did anyone get the license plate of that thing that hit us last night? Oy, my head...
Okay, th-that was just weird. I mean, first the Foot, then that hideous monster--
Yeah. It looked like your mom, dude! [laughs]
Keep laughin', Mikey. Last night was an embarrassment. [slams his fist on the table]
Leo
I'll tell you what's embarrassing: You can't even follow a single order.
[sarcastically]
Oh-ho-ho-ho, how cute. [seriously] You've been back for 5 minutes, and now you're schoolin' us on your master plan?
Leo
[scoffs; incredulously; annoyed with Raph's attitude]
Oh, oh, okay, so this is my fault now, huh, Raph? [raising his voice] I'm the only one that has to be responsible?!
Hey, you're the "trained master", not me.
[whispering; worried]
Dudes, can it, here comes Splinter. [quickly drops his breakfast pizza slice and covers the bandaged spot on his head]
[walks into the kitchen, singing in Japanese; happily and completely oblivious to the tension]
Ooh, good morning, my sons!
Leo, Donnie and Mikey
[simultaneously]
Good morning, sensei.
'Sup?
[continues singing in Japanese]
Every Ninja's day should start with a healthy breakfast. [Leo and Raph angrily glare at each other while eating their cereal. Donnie notices but Splinter doesn't] It fills me with pride to see you boys together again. If anyone needs me, I'll be watching my stories.
Leo
[to Raph]
Hothead.
[Splinter prepares to watch The Gilmore Girls.] [excitedly]
Cody is going to break up with Donna. I just know it. [turns on the TV and sits down]
Announcer
We interrupt The Gilmore Girls for this special news report.
News Reporter
Monsters loose in the city? Strange reports are coming in tonight about a construction site incident that sounds like something out of science fiction.
[angrily]
BOYS?! [cut to the Turtles kneeling in front of Splinter] Leonardo, I am most disappointed in you. You are the eldest of your brothers. I was counting on you to bring order to the chaos of this family. This is why I have forbidden any surface activity. We cannot return to the surface to fight evil if we continue to fight each other.
Leo
But, Master Splinter, how can I be expected to do so when Raph--?
[sternly; not in the mood for the blame game]
There are NO EXCUSES when you are the leader, my student!
[Leo sighs in defeat and shame.]
We have to go out and find who's responsible for this. There ain't no other solution.
Leo
[sighs; having had enough violence]
Save the brute vigilante junk for that Night Watchman.
Mikey, Raph and Donnie
"Nightwatcher".
Leo
[under his breath; bitterly]
Yeah, whatever.
This is why we need jetpacks.
How about this? [he and Donnie look at each other, and they both scream in terror while Mikey jumps into Donnie's arms, Scooby-Doo-style; a piece of scaffolding falls on top of the Turtles]
When this is over, I'm totally calling the architect.
Narrator Four turtles....four brothers....genetically reborn in the sewers of New York. Named after the great Renaissance masters....and trained as ninjas. They battled many creatures and foes before defeating their archenemy... the Shredder. But now a greater evil is poised to destroy their very brotherhood. An evil born 3,000 years ago. It was in that time that a warrior king named Yaotl led a brotherhood that fought side by side with one purpose: To conquer all the kingdoms of the world. Nothing could stand in their way...as they left a trail of destruction behind them. In his quest, the warrior learned of a constellation known as the Stars of Kikan. Every 3,000 years, the stars would align, opening a portal to a world of unknown power. He became immortal but at a price. His brotherhood was turned to stone. And upon the portal's opening, thirteen monsters were released into our world. The warrior king was left to eternally walk the Earth unable to die or forget his horrible mistake. And the monsters that were unleashed, continue to plague mankind to this very day.
[hands Leo new katana blades to replace the broken ones]
You're gonna need these if you're gonna lead us out of here.
Leo
[smiles; warmly]
I'm going to need you too.
[Winters screams as the stone Generals throw him across the lobby of the Winterscorp building.]
Winters?
Looks more like fall, get it?
Mikey, remember our talk.
Oh, look at you, ain't you cute? You want a butt kickin' little fella? Yes, you do. You do. Come on, I'm gonna drop-kick you to Hurty Town. Come on, little guy.
Big City Rock
[Monster attacks Raph, who screams]
♪ Whoa, Black Betty, Ram-a-lam, yeah, Black Betty, ram-a-lam ♪
Get off of me, you little monster!
Big City Rock
♪ Ram-a-lam, she's always ready, ram-a-lam, she's so rocksteady, ram-a-lam, whoa, Black Betty, ram-a-lam, whoa, Black Betty, ram-a-lam ♪
Oh, you're scratching the helmet! [throws monster in fridge] Okay, that was different. [Monster comes back, attacking him again; to the monster] Hey, this thing ain't rustproof! Get off of me!
Big City Rock
♪ Whoa, Black Betty, ram-a-lam, yeah, Black Betty, ram-a-lam, she really gets me high... ♪
Big City Rock
[Song stops, just as the fridge falls on the monster; however, the monster bursts out, the same time the song resumes]
♪ Ram-a-lam, she's so rocksteady ♪
Come on!
Big City Rock
♪ ...yea, Black Betty, ram-a-lam ♪
[whacks monster with cooking pot, and then holds out three pills]
How about a snack, little fella? [Monster runs toward Raph as he throws the pills] Catch! [Monster swallows the pills, which explode, causing the monster to scream in pain, run around the restaurant, and jump through dining room window]
Spoken like a true has-been.
Well, look who woke up. I suppose you think Nightwatcher is some kind of hero.
Beats sitting around doing nothing while dirtbags run free.
You are so smug, y'know that? You think that the world revolves around you, don't you? That we couldn't possibly survive without the mighty and powerful Leonardo to guide us through our problems, huh?! Well I've got a a news flash for ya: We got along just fine without you!
And this qualifies as "just fine"? Dressing up like it's Halloween every night, risking the safety of our family? I mean come on, what were you thinking?!
Don't push it Leo. You can't leave home and come back expecting us to fall in line again, like your little soldiers.
Hey, I was training. Training to be a better leader. For you! Why do you hate me for that?
Whoever said I wanted to be lead?! I'm better off calling my own shots, now get used to it.
You aren't ready. You're impatient, and hot tempered, and more importantly... I'm better than you.
Hahahahaha. Oh, y'know something big brother, I have to disagree with you on that one.
I'm done taking orders.
Reporter
And with rocketing interest rates, that's bad news for homeowners as the real estate market continues its downward spiral. Coming up, the vigilante known as Nightwatcher strikes again.
Man
Ooh, now, I can't say for sure, but he was definitely an alien.
Woman
[angrily; in bitter disgust]
I think it's a disgrace, taking the law into your own hands like that. Leave it to the police!
[about the police; remembering the old days]
I remember how that used to feel, busting up crime syndicates. Sure, they had a bunch of guns, but they weren't like these guns. [flexes his muscles]
[sighs; unamused]
Why do you do this to yourself, Mikey? Those glory days are over. Forget about them. Get on with your life. Concentrate on your work.
[also sarcastically]
Well, look who woke up. [seriously; sick and tired of Raph's laziness] I suppose you think the Nightwatcher's some kind of hero.
Raph
[jumps down]
Beats sitting around doing nothing while dirtbags run free. [crushes a soda can with his bare fist]
I would love to know what it is that you do that's so great. At least we're contributing around here, all you do is sleep all day.
Raph
[disrespectfully]
Yeah. I do nothing. You're right. [points an accusing finger at Donnie] You got me all figured out.
[losing his patience]
Well, I know that your rogue attitude has always been a source of contention to this team. You think fear is the best way to accomplish things, [raising his voice] but you're wrong.
Raph
First of all, this "team" you speak of doesn't exist anymore. And second of all... [almost punches Donnie, who flinches]
Raph
[smugly]
Heh, I think I made my point.
[defensively]
That doesn't prove anything. [Raph leaves the room; to Splinter; under his breath, bitterly] Why couldn't you send him away for training?
Donatello, this home has become like an empty shell. Each of your brothers has strengths and weaknesses. You must learn to be strong when they are weak. If you don't learn to recognize this, then all hope is lost for our family.