Thomas and the Magic Railroad 2000 quotes, page 2

32 quotes · 15 characters
Thomas and the Magic Railroad (2000) poster
Characters
Thomas Edward Glen · 15 quotes
Diesel 10 Neil Crone · 10 quotes
Dodge Kevin Frank · 8 quotes
Splatter Neil Crone · 8 quotes
Junior 6 quotes
Lily Mara Wilson · 6 quotes
Percy Linda Ballantyne · 5 quotes
Gordon Neil Crone · 4 quotes
Henry Kevin Frank · 4 quotes
James Susan Roman · 4 quotes
Mr. C Michael E. Rodgers · 4 quotes
Lady Britt Allcroft · 3 quotes
Toby Colm Feore · 3 quotes
Tumbleweed Neil Crone · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Dodge & Splatter (8), Thomas & Diesel 10 (6), Diesel 10 & Dodge (5)

Thomas and the Magic Railroad quotes

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[after Thomas comes out of the Magic Buffers, Diesel 10 & Splatter & Dodge can see him with Lady]

Aha! There's the blue puffball, and look who he's with! Splodge, come and destroy!

[fed up with his boss's belligerent arrogance his lack of respect appreciation for them]

No, you do it yourself.

[Equally disgusted with his boss's attitude behavior]

We don't like you.

Yeah, we mean that.

Emphatically.

Yeah, what does that mean?

I have no idea.

[Approvingly]

It's a good word.

Run (Lady), quickly and I'm going to help you!

Burnett Stone
[walking on board Lady's cab]

So am I my Lady, I'll not let you down again.

Ahh, who needs you (Splodge)?

Watch out for the viaduct, it's dangerous!
[Thomas & Lady race on as Diesel 10 chases them from behind and evilly laughs, Mr. Conductor realizes something and screams] .

Junior

What's the matter?

Lady, that engine's name is Lady, she's part of the clue to the source of—

Both

The gold dust!
[They both pause and scream, we cut to Diesel 10 chasing Thomas & Lady] .

Now I'll get you (Burnett Stone).

Burnett Stone

No you won't because the magic you refuse to believe in will get the better of you.

You can run, but you can't hide. [To his claw] Right (Pinchy)? [Laughs and snaps his claw] Pinchy's hungry.

Get back!

Burnett Stone

Come on (Lady).

Burnett Stone

Well done (Thomas)! Well done!

[Thomas whistles after escaping from the damaged Big Dipper] [seeing the broken Big Dipper]

Huh? What's going on? Hold it! No! Hold it! [falls off and Pinchy grabs the sleeper] Puffball! Teapot! [the sleeper breaks] TIN KETTLE! [lands into a barge filled with sludge] Oh, well. Nice time of a year for a cruise! [chuckles nervously]

[back at the Sodor Wishing Well]

But Mr. Conductor, you still don't have your gold dust.

I think he will soon.

[Thomas and Lily arrive on a cliff on Muffle Mountain]

Lily, where are we?

Muffle Mountain (Thomas).

I think I feel a… a little dizzy. [Lily jumps out of Thomas' cab] I can't go any further! My wheels won't let me!

Then, I'll be back (Thomas). I promise (but I must find Grandpa)! [She runs off]

It's getting windy up here!

Bertie the Bus

Smile, you steamers. It's a sunny day. Vroom-vroom!

It's not sunny, 'cause Mr. C's not at the windmill, I looked!

I think his sparkle's all gone.

My smoke box doesn't feel sunny. It feels stuffed up.

Nasty fumes from dingy Diesel)! [chuckles]

And Diesel is after the lost engine.

And if he finds her, I fear that will destroy us all.

What, even an engine as big as me?!

Yes, Gordon, even you.

[Thomas sneezes]

Say it, don't spray it, Thomas!

I've still got sneezing powder up my funnel.

[waits at the station]

5, 6, 7, 8...

[pulls up beside Gordon]

Who do we appreciate? Practicing your numbers, Gordon. That's a good engine.

I'm counting how many seconds late you are. What does that sign say?

Hmm… [reads the sign] "Sodor Railway, really reliable and right on time. Signed, head of the railway, Sir Topham Hatt."

But you weren't on time, little Thomas.

And you're being bossy, Gordon. [Gordon scoffs again] Now, please excuse me. I'm meeting Mr. Conductor. He's looking after us while Sir Topham Hatt takes a much needed holiday.

Oh, I think we can take care of ourselves.

[roars through the station]

Get outta my way! I have unfinished business here, and I wanna finish it fast!

[shivers]

Diesel 10's back!

Yes, 10 out of 10 for devious deeds and brutal strength! The blast from the past who hates steam engines!

Maybe we do need Mr. Conductor here after all. On time!

[gets her face in the Magic Railroad]

So, Burnett, you didn't forget about magic. It's safe inside you. [later; Thomas toots]

Thomas!

You found her, and she's beautiful!

Mr. C [narrating]: And by the way, I think that you're going to help me and Thomas somewhere in this story.

Ooh. If Diesel has unfinished business, there's sure to be trouble right around the corner.

[a fly buzzes in front of him]

Sandal, fly! Boot, fly! Shoo, fly! That's it! [Thomas shows up] Better still? Buzz off!

[hits the buffers too hard]

Botheration!

You weren't concentrating, Thomas. Lucky for you that the buffers were there.

That's what buffers are for - to stop engines from crashing. What are you doing in the sheds, James?

I'm feeling a little blue, which isn't so hot when you're red. I was naughty, and Sir Topham Hatt told me to think about all the ways I can be really useful, then I could come out again.

He's just trying to make this a better railway for steam engines.

[notices Diesel 10]

Uh...

Sir Topham Hatt says...

Thomas...?

...The harder we work, the less he'll need Diesels to help.

Help you? [chortles]

Oh!

You always need help. Because steam engines are cowardly, cranky, worn out hunks of metals who couldn't hurt a fly!

[scoffs]

No, we're not!

Yes, you are!

Aren't!

Are! Now, I've come back to find the lost steam engine.

What?

I'm gonna destroy her and dominate you, and then you'll be nothing but useless scrap! [to his claw] Right, Pinchy?

Big bully! [Diesel 10 laughs and leaves] STINKER!

We're really useful engines. You won't dominate us, and you won't destroy her. We won't let you, neither will Mr. Conductor. I'm off to fetch him now!

What lost engine?

Mr. C [narrating]: Far away on Sodor, the steam engines were confident, cheerful and determined not to be bullied by Diesel. Only James, who now felt really useful too, was complaining.

Wobbly wheels!

Puffy pistons!

Thomas, I should have collected Mr. Conductor.

James is right, little Thomas. [chuckles] Collecting Mr. Conductor is an important job. Hmm? Important is big. James is a big engine, hmm?

Hmm!

You, Thomas, are small. Small-small-small, teeny-weeny-weeny. And I, I'm a big blue engine, who knows everything. [chuckles]

Bossy Sprockets! All that steam has gone through your funnel.
Splatter Hey, there they are.

We'll fix their wagons.

I'm not good at backing up.

Me, neither.

What's important is to stand up on our own wheels to Diesel.

Toby's right. Diesel knows that the lost engine in the legend really exists.

What engine?

What legend?

Of an engine whose magic makes her more powerful than Diesel will ever be. That's why he wants to find her.

Then we'd better find her first.

[comes out of the shed]

Leave it to the big engines, Percy!

Little Engines can do big things, especially when they have nice blue paint like me.

Hey, hey! Just watch what happens with that blue puffball...

...When Harold the Flopper Chopper flies past here.

[laughs]

Right!

Harold the Helicopter
[flies by]

Routine, flyby chaps, hello!

The boss dumped sneezing powder everywhere.

Let's start laughing now!

[laughing]

Yeah!

Harold
[flies past the sheds, causing dust to fly everywhere]

Ooh, sorry, troops. A bit of a dust up. Love to stay and clean up. Got to go, bye now! [flies away]

[Thomas, Splatter and Dodge are covered in sneezing powder.] [covered in sneezing powder]

Uh, did you mean to look like that?!

[covered in sneezing powder]

Uh, no!

Uh, neither did I.

[covered in sneezing powder]

This must be Diesel's doing! [leaves] Choo! Choo!

[reading letter, as Sir Topham Hatt]

"Dear Mr. Conductor. Where were you? My wife said she couldn't miss our little holiday. We'll telephone to make sure you have arrived. Signed, Sir Topham Hatt." [quietly] Sir Topham Hatt. [removes his hat and puts on Sir Topham Hatt's hat, and looks in mirror; imitating Sir Topham Hatt] Where were you? [laughs and looks at picture of Sir Topham Hatt, who looks angry; Mr. C takes off hat, and then he Looks at picture of Sir Topham Hatt, who has an open mouth, and as places it rack, the picture of Sir Topham Hatt returns to smiling again, then the phone rings and Mr. C dives for phone, almost drops photo of Lady, but grabs it, and answers phone.] Oh, good afternoon, sir! A real honor, sir, like my family before me… and how is Lady Hatt? [puts photo of Lady hat back on desk] Yes. Watch out for Diesel definitely. But keep an eye on Henry's health certainly. Uh, yes, sir, the 3 R's - reading, writing and arithmetic. Uh, I mean... I will be responsible, reliable, and really useful. Yes, sir. We will all get a good night's sleep. Looking forward to a hard day tomorrow. Goodbye, sir. [hangs up phone and sighs]

Mr. C [narrating]: This is where Burnett's granddaughter, Lily, comes into our story. She lives with her mom and dad in the big city, a few hours train ride from Shining Time. She sees magic no one else has time to; Like lovely reflections of light on a rainy day. Soon, she was off to stay with her grandpa on Muffle Mountain.

Lily Stone

Grandpa's been so sad since Grandma Tasha died, and he never comes here to see us.

Mrs. Stone

Well, maybe your visit will cheer him up. Did you get his present?

Here. I'm making him a friendship bracelet.

Mrs. Stone

Honey, that's beautiful.

But I'd rather just stay here with you.

Mrs. Stone

I know. Come here. [she and Lily hug]

I'm gonna go up this way.

Mrs. Stone

Okay. Be careful.

You always say that.

Mrs. Stone

See you in a minute.

You're coming with me to Grandpa's, Bluebird. I know how much you like to travel.

[after Thomas comes out of the Magic Buffers, Diesel 10, Splatter, and Dodge can see him with Lady]

Ah-ha! There's the blue puffball, and look who he's with! Splodge, come and destroy!

N-No, y-you do it yourself.

We don't like you.

Yeah, we mean that.

Emphatically.

Yeah. What does that mean?

I have no idea.

It's a good word.

Run, Lady! Quickly, and I'm going to help you!

Burnett

So am I, my Lady. I'll not let you down again.

Ahh, who needs you, Splodge?

[At the end of the song "Really Useful Engine", Thomas is shown backing up as he passes by Henry]

Morning, Henry. What's the matter?

I've got... [sniffs] Boiler ache.

And I'm collecting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 trucks... of special Island of Sodor coal for you.

Oh, thank you, Thomas. Special coal will make me feel... [stifled cough] ...Much better!

[backing into the trucks]

I wish I could make Mr. Conductor feel better too by finding him.

Bertie
[At the last truck, as soon as it got bumped, it goes zooming into a pair of buffers with a nearby tumbleweed and disappears into them. Thomas pulls the remaining 5 trucks. Bertie was first to notice this]

Hello, Thomas and your 5 coal trucks! Vroom-vroom!

5? But I'm supposed to have 6.

C. Junior
[C. Junior's shell phone rings] [wakes up]

That's my shell phone. [pulls off his headphones, and answers his shell phone] Hello?

Junior? Junior, is that you?!

Oh, hi, Cous! Uh, are you in a tunnel? This isn't a very good line.

Junior, where are you?!

Junior

Um, I'm in paradise. I just got in Cloud 9 and here I am.

Junior, listen to me. You've got to come to the Island of Sodor right now!

Junior

Now? But I'm waiting on a perfect wave!

Oh, no. You're not, you're coming here! [Junior sighs in annoyance] You have to help me find the source of all our family's gold dust.

Junior

What is the source?

That's the trouble, Junior. I haven't a clue!

Junior

And I've used up most of my gold dust, too.

[shocked]

What?! [Junior sighs] Then go to Shining Time Station first. [Junior listens] And in my signal-house in the box under the staircase, you'll find my emergency whistle with the last of my supply. Please take care of this, Junior, and... don't talk to anyone about the buffers!

Junior
[loses signal]

What buffers?

Shh!

Junior

This is a really bad line! Hello! My shell phone's not working properly!

Junior, you got to come here right away! I'm counting on you!

Junior

Hello?! [his shell phone goes dead; dial tone] I want my money back.

[In the sheds, the steam engines are snoring. Mr. C writes in his book, yawns and swaps his nightcap from "thinking" to "sleeping". He winds up his alarm clock, and picks up baseball bat.] [chuckles]

So, who dropped the ball then? [catches a beach ball] Oh, there you are. I'd like a nice cup of hot cocoa. Would you fellas care to join me? No? What would you rather do instead? [to the beach ball] Go outside and play? Well, I can understand that. [to the bat] What do you think? [makes the bat hit the ball; mock disappointment] Why do you keep hitting him like that? You gonna have to have a time out. [throws bat on his bed and makes his hot cocoa]

[Diesel 10 appears and laughs evilly] [sips cocoa]

Just a little sweeter, I think. [adds sugar to cocoa]

All right, Pinchy, my little bucket of badness, time to feast yourself.

[sips cocoa again, and is satisfied]

Ahh. Now that's better. [Diesel 10 tears off part of the sheds] Whoa! [removes his night cap and puts on his conductor hat, as the steam engines wake up in alarm, and Diesel 10 tears off more of the sheds and laughs evilly] Ahh! Whoa!

[alarmed]

Cinders and ashes! It's Diesel!

Diesel?! Oh, no!

[Diesel 10 laughs evilly]

Hello, Twinkle Toes! I got a plan and you're not in it!

You can't catch me, Diesel! [blows on his magic whistle twice, but only a little gold comes out of it]

[laughs coldly]

Losing your sparkle, huh? What perfect timing. Now where is that lost engine?

You won't find her here.

You're not clever enough to stop me.

Oh, yes I am!

No, you're not! Ah-- [sees Mr. Conductor hold up a bag of sugar] What–?! Is that...?!

That's right, it's sugar, Diesel! And if I throw this in your tank, it'll seize you up for good!

[grunts and chuffs away]

Make the most of tonight, Twinkle Toes, because you won't like tomorrow! Neither will that... that line of tin kettles! [to his claw] Shut up, Pinchy!

[after the diesel leaves]

Mr. Conductor, but what happened to your sparkle?

I don't know, Thomas, I'll just have to sleep on that.

[confused]

On your sparkle?

No, Thomas. On the problem of what happened to it.

Oh, but Mr. Conductor, without your sparkle or the Lost Engine, you can't travel here to help us anymore.

I'll solve the problem. You just go to sleep now.

Easy for you to say.

[last line] [narrating]

: And so we've come to the happy end of our story, and it's time for all of us to go home, just like Thomas.

[Percy puffs into the night by Diesel 10's Mountain]

I am brave. I am brave. Thomas says I'm brave, so I'm brave. Oh, it's not easy being brave. [sees Splatter and Dodge at the buffers] Shiver my pistons. There's Splatter and Dodge. Oh, they found the buffers! Oh, now what's going to happen? [a flock of birds fly by a tree] Ohh!

[rolls along]

Hey, partner. Excuse me, coming through, pardon me.

Oh, that's just nothing. [a shed door opens slowly, then closes quickly] That nothing was something!

These must be the buffers Diesel's looking for.

Are we supposed to go through them?

Not we, you.

Not me, you.

This is a job for the boss. [an owl hoots, scaring them] We'll tell him tomorrow.

Yeah, tomorrow's good.

[backs away]

Oh, I'd better hurry back and warn Thomas.