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Mr. C [narrating]: And by the way, I think that you're going to help me and Thomas somewhere in this story.
Thomas: Ooh. If Diesel has unfinished business, there's sure to be trouble right around the corner.
James the Red Engine: [a fly buzzes in front of him] Sandal, fly! Boot, fly! Shoo, fly! That's it! [Thomas shows up] Better still? Buzz off!
Thomas: [hits the buffers too hard] Botheration!
James: You weren't concentrating, Thomas. Lucky for you that the buffers were there.
Thomas: That's what buffers are for - to stop engines from crashing. What are you doing in the sheds, James?
James: I'm feeling a little blue, which isn't so hot when you're red. I was naughty, and Sir Topham Hatt told me to think about all the ways I can be really useful, then I could come out again.
Thomas: He's just trying to make this a better railway for steam engines.
James: [notices Diesel 10] Uh...
Thomas: Sir Topham Hatt says...
James: Thomas...?
Thomas: ...The harder we work, the less he'll need Diesels to help.
Diesel 10: Help you? [chortles]
Thomas: Oh!
Diesel 10: You always need help. Because steam engines are cowardly, cranky, worn out hunks of metals who couldn't hurt a fly!
James: [scoffs] No, we're not!
Diesel 10: Yes, you are!
James: Aren't!
Diesel 10: Are! Now, I've come back to find the lost steam engine.
James: What?
Diesel 10: I'm gonna destroy her and dominate you, and then you'll be nothing but useless scrap! [to his claw] Right, Pinchy?
James: Big bully! [Diesel 10 laughs and leaves] STINKER!
Thomas: We're really useful engines. You won't dominate us, and you won't destroy her. We won't let you, neither will Mr. Conductor. I'm off to fetch him now!
James: What lost engine?
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