Burnett Stone [sees Patch with a flashlight]
How did you find me here?
Patch I found the entrance to your workshop ages ago (but I would never tell anybody).
Thomas
Edward Glen · 15 quotes
Diesel 10
Neil Crone · 10 quotes
Mr. Conductor
Alec Baldwin · 9 quotes
Dodge
Kevin Frank · 8 quotes
Splatter
Neil Crone · 8 quotes
Junior
6 quotes
Lily
Mara Wilson · 6 quotes
Percy
Linda Ballantyne · 5 quotes
Gordon
Neil Crone · 4 quotes
Henry
Kevin Frank · 4 quotes
James
Susan Roman · 4 quotes
Mr. C
Michael E. Rodgers · 4 quotes
Lady
Britt Allcroft · 3 quotes
Toby
Colm Feore · 3 quotes
Tumbleweed
Neil Crone · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Dodge & Splatter (8), Thomas & Diesel 10 (6), Diesel 10 & Dodge (5)
Thomas and the Magic Railroad quotes
Page 1 of 3 Burnett Stone Patch [sees Junior who landed on the roof after riding the Sodor Grain Windmill]
Aha! Twinkle Toes Junior!
You won't be doing any surfing up here (Mr. Kahuna)!
Really? Watch me.
Hang on tight (Moon Doggy)!
It's time to finally put Twinkle Toes' lights out. This is a job FOR THE BOSS! [Pinchy chomps]
I've got to delay him, I'm going to distract him. Hmm… hmm… [rings his bell]
It's the Old Teapot! Smash him! [Pinchy raises up high]
Smash him? Hold on boss!
You shouldn't push that! [Pinchy pushed the shed, the roof traps them underneath]
[Pinchy chomps the roof]
Pinchy, get back here! Don't make me come up here! I'd hate it when you do that!
Uh, boss?
Did you mean to let the roof fall in?
All the way in?
I always mean what I do (you rattletraps)! [groans]
[song plays as Percy pulls the cattle cars in front of the windmill and Toby pulls Henrietta at dawn] [voice only]
Diesel was in a dump (but the steam engines were still right on track).
Singers
[Thomas bumps freight cars as Percy pulls them]
♪ He's a Really Useful Engine, you know ♪
♪ All the other engines, they'll tell you so ♪ [Thomas pulls Annie and Clarabel past a Sir Topham Hatt sign]
♪ He huffs and puffs and whistles, rushing to and fro ♪ [Henry pulls the coaches at Killaban Station]
♪ He's a Really Useful Engine, we adore ♪ [Henry chuffs slowly in a siding behind Butch]
♪ He's a Really Useful Engine, you know ♪ [James pulls out of the Smelter's Yard with a load of pipes who chuffs into the smelter's yard with empty cars while Toby chuffs through the countryside with Henrietta]
♪ Cause the Fat Controller, he told him so ♪ [Thomas pulls Annie and Clarabel past a station]
♪ Now he's got a branch line to call his very own ♪ [James pulls express underneath the water tower and Gordon chuffs out of the tunnel with the express]
♪ He's a Really Useful Engine, we adore ♪ [Thomas pulls Annie and Clarabel passing other trains at Knapford Station]
♪ He's the one ♪ [Thomas pulls Annie and Clarabel behind the windmill]
♪ He's the Number 1, Thomas the Tank Engine ♪ [Thomas pulls Annie and Clarabel over a bridge]
♪ He's a Really Useful Engine ♪
[Thomas pulls Annie and Clarabel passing Toby and Henrietta] ♪ We adore ♪
[chuffs backwards past a Sir Topham Hatt sign and passes a sick Henry]
Morning (Henry). What's the matter?
I've got… [sniffs] boiler ache.
And I'm collecting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 trucks of special Island of Sodor coal for you.
Oh, thank you (Thomas). Special coal will make me feel [sneezes] much better!
Bertie [the 6th truck goes zooming into a pair of buffers with a nearby tumbleweed and disappears into them; Thomas pulls the remaining trucks as Bertie passes by]
Hello (Thomas and your 5 coal trucks)! Vroom-vroom!
5? But I'm supposed to have 6.
Hello (Percy).
Oh (Thomas), I've been worried about you, Bertie says you lost a coal truck today.
Yes, it disappeared when I was at the buffers near the little grotto.
Maybe those are the buffers that leads to the secret railway.
And the grotto is the lost engine's special platform!
Yes!
Percy, you protect those buffers from Diesel.
What?
And I'll find Mr. Conductor.
Me! Why me?
Because you're a brave engine (Percy).
Oh I forgot.
[The scene changes to the viaduct to Mr. Conductor walks along the side of the tracks before the viaduct when Diesel 10 approaches behind him] .
Hello (Twinkle-Toes), remember me?
[Mr. Conductor gasps and puts his hat on running] .
Fat Hatt won't have much use for you looking like that. [Cackles and turns his claw as Mr. Conductor climbs up the hill and trips] Oh I see you forgot to bring the sugar, how careless of you. [Usies his claw to pick up a panicking Mr. Conductor] Say hello to Pinchy!
[He cackles and chuffs again over to the viaduct before cackling again and moves Mr. Conductor around in his claw] .
[to Mr. Conductor] Okay (Twinkle Toes). I know about the buffers.
[notices the bridge crumbling]
That's what I saw in my dream! It's coming true! My universe is starting to crumble!
And I know about the Magic Railway, and when I find that engine, you and all those Puffballs will be history. Now tell me where the buffers are now! [Mr. Conductor grabs a blue pair of scissors] You got 10 seconds!
Not the one I want. She escaped me once before as long as she exists so do the others but if she can be destroyed…
Destroyed?
Did you say "destroyed"?
The "d" word?
Like hurt?
Yeah, destroyed!
Uh, there's 1 small problem; boss.
Yeah, Mr. Conductor's coming, and he won't let you destroy her.
He won't let you.
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT, I'LL GET HIM TOO WITH PINCHY! [Pinchy raises up high, makes chomping noises; hits him in the face] Ow! Pinchy, I'd hate it when you do that!
Hey (Cous)! What's up (enjoying the sun)?
No (Junior). I'm not. As a matter of fact, I just escaped here after a heavy metal monster! Junior, where have you been?
I'm sorry (Lily). I'm sorry (Cous). I haven't been whatever it is - responsible, reliable and really useful (but I will be)! [smoke hisses from inside the Ironworks] I will be! [James screams, Diesel 10 skids to a halt and catapults on him] James! [grabs out his whistle trying to escape (but his magic fails)]
Ah! So you've lost your sparkle too, huh? Bye bye (Twinkle Toes)!
Here we go!
Junior, what do we wanna do?
We'll think of something!
I found you some more (Lily). I promise. If I'm gonna be any help at all, it's now or never. I've got to use up the rest of this stuff.
Are you ready?
No, we're not!
James (the Brains). Get us out of here! [blows his whistle]
Now we are!
We're traveling miles and miles to the Island. But I don't know if this railroad's gonna last much longer. It'll vanish like the engine!
What engine?
The engine that used to travel on this railroad. Cous and I never saw it. I don't know what happened to it. [sees the coal truck Thomas bumped earlier] Hey, what's that doing here?
[shocked, finding out Shining Time is in deep trouble]
What's going wrong with our railroad and why? My universe is in danger! I've got to find more gold dust!
[sleeping on the grass in front of some bushes. Images show Shining Time Station with bad weather; voice only, echoing]
The magic is gone! [the ice cream cone on the sign tilts and image shows a road with the word "Stop" on it, a yellow balloon floats past it] Why did I take my gold dust for granted? [the phone booth the juggler was in is empty, balls were scattered all over the place] I can't help without my gold dust. [the bouquet is tilting, the bridge begins to crumble] What is the source of my gold dust? [last shot shows Lady's wheels and coupling rods] Is someone there? Thomas, is that you?
Mr. Conductor! Mr. Conductor!
Thomas?
Oh (Mr. Conductor); where are you?
[voice only, as Lily finds the right train at the station along with Mutt who joins in]
Mutt was feeling pleased to himself. He had put Lily on the wrong train (but he knew he had done so for the right reasons).
Female Singer
[the train chuffs slowly as song plays]
♪ I know how the moon must feel ♪
♪ Looking down from the heavens smiling at the silly things ♪
♪ We put ourselves through ♪ [cues Lily with the passengers]
♪ Missing magic each day and not seeing the wonder ♪
♪ That's how the moon must feel ♪
[cues the number 4 train on a field with some grain] ♪ I know how the moon must feel ♪
♪ When he makes someone happy ♪
♪ That's the feeling I will feel when you smile at me ♪
♪ I'll be floating on air ♪
♪ I'll be beaming with wonder ♪
♪ That's how the moon must feel ♪
Old Smokey, you stay right here 'til I get back! [to Mutt] There you are. Is something wrong here? [Mutt rolls his face at him] What kind of an answer is that? I'm going to be late. I'll get back as fast as I can. I have to concentrate now; Mutt. I'm suddenly having problems with my sparkle. [Mutt whines, looks away] Mutt? [bends down] Goodbye (Mutt). [Mutt barks] Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!
Patch [finds Lily sitting on the bank of a stream throwing grass at the water]
Bet you can't climb that tree!
[gets up and walks over to the tree. Grabbing hold of the tire swing, she climbs up onto the tire and onto its rope. Patch watches her as she shimmies up the rope, and sits on the branch and looks down smiling at him. He looks at Lily and shakes his head in amusement and races over to the tree as Lily climbs down the tree] [climbs off the tire swing]
See?
Patch Where'd you learn to do that?
From my fire escape.
[puffs into the night by Diesel 10's Mountain]
I am brave. I am brave. Thomas says I'm brave, so I'm brave. Oh, it's not easy being brave. [sees Splatter and Dodge at the buffers] Shiver my pistons. There's Splatter and Dodge. Oh, they found the buffers! Oh, now what's going to happen? [a flock of birds fly by a tree] Ohh!
Oh, that's just nothing. [a shed door opens slowly (then closes quickly)] That nothing was something!
These must be the buffers Diesel's looking for.
Are we supposed to go through them?
Not we (you).
Not me (you).
This is a job for the boss. [an owl hoots, scaring them] We'll tell him tomorrow.
Yeah, tomorrow's good.
I was doing my best to keep Lily cheerful, I knew she was worried about being late for her grandpa.
Mr. Conductor, I was supposed to be back by sunset.
You know (Lily), perhaps your grandpa can guess where you are.
He can?
Maybe because I think he's been here himself long ago and if he can help, I do wish he'd hurry, I haven't told Junior this but soon he'll grow as weak as I am.
Junior said there used to be an engine that traveled on the Magic Railroad and if only we could find that we could still head back to Shining Time.
Oh that engine disappeared never to be seen or heard from again.
I tave to tell you something (Mr. C), I've heard a train whistle and it sounded like it came from the mountain.
Mountain, I just remembered another part of the clue: "Stoke up the magic in the mountain and the lady will smile," but we need more information (Lily) and I know that your grandpa could help if he would just believe that he could.
Lady?
Uh, so, Boss?
How come you let Twinkle Toes escape?
Oh, that. Uh… why, I did that on purpose; you know. I was testing him to see if he could escape.
Liar, liar.
Pants on fire.
Does he wear pants?
Well, training pants.
Okay! Playtime's over (Splodge)!
Splatter and Dodge
Uh-oh.
Now it's time for the next lesson. I call it "How to Stop Being Stupid". [Pinchy raises the high level on the coal tower (causing it to spill coal all over him as the other engines laugh at him)] Oh, well that's gonna ruin my facial!
[thought of what Mr. Conductor said]
The journey gets bumpier and bumpier. That's what Mr. Conductor told me.