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View Quote [While activating the trash compactor with Shredder inside] Oops!
View Quote All fathers care for their sons.
View Quote And then there's Casey Jones, a 9-year-old trapped in a man's body. He might almost be cute if it wasn't for that pigheadedness.
View Quote Anger clouds the mind.  Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy.
View Quote Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you, for when you die, it will be... [Shredder reaches for the back of his belt, takes out a knife and throws it at Splinter, who dodges it and releases Shredder, who falls, screaming, into the garbage truck] ....Without honor.
View Quote I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: That ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you. The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons.
View Quote I do hope there's more o' them.
View Quote I don't think. I know.
View Quote I have always liked.... Cowabunga! [laughs] I made a funny!
View Quote I look like I just called Mike Tyson a sissy, and all you can say is 'Hi'?
View Quote I lost a sai! But, I can get it back!
View Quote I, too, once had a family, Danny. Many years ago, I lived in Japan. A pet of my Master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Ninjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan's finest shadow warriors. His only rival was a man named Oroku Saki. And they competed in all things, but one more fiercely than for the love of a woman, Tang Shen. Shen's love was only for my master, and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand, she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America, but Saki vowed vengeance. I remember it well, as my master returned home to find his beloved Shen lying on the floor. And then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no words, and during the struggle, my cage was broken. I leapt to Saki's face, biting and clawing, but he threw me to the floor and took one swipe with his katana, slicing my ear. Then he was gone, and I was alone.
View Quote My Master Yoshi's first rule was "possess the right thinking."  Only then can one receive the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace.
View Quote Never lower your eyes to an enemy.
View Quote Ninja vanish!