Sam Jones We are gonna party like the eighties. Ted Show us how, Flash. Sam Jones Easy. We just gotta nail a lot of girls named Stephanie. Ted God, Johnny, I've got so much energy. We'd better start doing stupid shit. John and Ted When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared, just grab your thunder buddy, and say these magic words: "**** you, thunder! You can suck my dick! You can't get me thunder 'cause you're just God's farts!" Store Manager So, you think you got what it takes? Ted I'll tell you what I got; your wife's pussy on my breath! Store Manager Nobody's ever talked to me like that before. Ted That's 'cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box!