[Gary Johnston is pelted with rotten tomatoes] Alec Baldwin : [To Gary] You cant out-act me, boy: don't even try it! [to audience] For the truth is: Team America fights for the billion-dollar corporations. They are just as bad as the enemies... they... [dramatic pause] fight. [applause] Gary Johnston : Oh, no, we are'nt! We're dicks ! [surprise from audience] We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks . And the Film Actors Guild... are pussies . And Kim Jong Il... is an asshole . Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks - also - **** - assholes... assholes who just wanna shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole... is a dick ... with some balls. The problem with dicks is, sometimes they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate... Spottswoode : Yes, Gary, yes! Gary Johnston : ...and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes, pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are only an inch and half away from assholes. [music of awe] I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know: If you don't let us **** - this - asshole , we're going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit !

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