Most-quoted role: Spottswoode in Team America: World Police (2004), 14 quotes
Movies Spottswoode Let me explain to you, the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's **** in your mouth, you make a pact; a bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated... that he will get down on his knees and put that **** right in his mouth.
Spottswoode From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. has gathered, it would be 9/11 times a hundred.
Nine-eleven times a hundred... Jesus, that's...
Spottswoode Yes. Ninety-one thousand one hundred.
Basically all the worst parts of the Bible.
Jesus, this is a nice limo.
Spottswoode Yes, it is. Now suck my ****!
Spottswoode Heh, Heh. Just kidding!
Diamondhead Great. Just where I wanted to spend fifth period.
Diamondhead Gym class is in session. Today, we play "Pummel the Creepy Alien Dude".
Diamondhead Here, catch! (he throws two solid pieces of crystal at Eon, who hits the wall and lets out a loud grunt as he falls to the floor) Right back you! (Eon stands up and brushes himself off, gives Diamondhead an evil chuckle and a ferocious growl) C’mon, let’s settle this once and for all.
When an alarm sounds, the entire school gathers in the courtyard through which room, Benjamin?
Diamondhead Aw, man! Gimme a break! (He turns back to Eon, who had made his great escape) Huh?!
Cosmo I've never felt more alive! Get it? Felt! FELT!
