Swingers quotes

82 total quotes

Answering Machine
Mike Peters
Rob
Sue
Trent Walker

View Quote Mike: You're gonna screw up our plan.
Trent: Baby, we're gonna get laid.
Mike: T-. Trent. Trent. I need to, ah-
[Trent hands him a condom through the door]
Mike: No, I...uh...need to use the phone.
Trent: Hold on. [Slams door]
Mike: 'm sure - they weren't in there that long.

View Quote I got an agent who specializes in magicians.

View Quote Sue: Pause the game.
Trent: Wait I'm gonna do my thing with the thing.

View Quote That was so ****ing money. That was like the Jedi mind shit.

View Quote That's my hog, right there.

View Quote Listen to me baby, there's going to be beautiful babies there.

View Quote You're so money and you don't even know it.

View Quote Sue: What? Come on guys I couldn't back down, that guy called me a bitch. We kept our "rep" bro.
Charles: Man, **** "rep" I got a call back tomorrow!

View Quote Yo, Double Down, what time are we leaving?

View Quote Vegas, baby. Vegas.

View Quote God bless you guys.

View Quote Everybody steals from everybody, that's Hollywood.

View Quote You tell a chick you been some place: it's like braggin' that you know how to find it.

View Quote You ready, Hip Hop?

View Quote You're telling me that your life sucks; that means my life is God-awful.