Swingers quotes

82 total quotes

Answering Machine
Mike Peters
Rob
Sue
Trent Walker

View Quote Haven't you seen Boyz N The Hood? Now one of us is going to get shot.

View Quote So let me get this straight. The party started at eight. Why are we going to a bar at ten?

View Quote I could have been out with Sue one night drinkin' somewhere and told her I was a racecar driver.

View Quote You have to put things in perspective.

View Quote Trent: Baby, that was money! Tell me that wasn't money.
Mike: That was so demeaning.
Trent: She smiled, baby.
Mike: I can't believe what an asshole you are.
Trent: Did she, or did she not smile.
Mike: She was smiling at what an asshole you are.
Trent: She was smiling at how money I am, baby.

View Quote We saw them at Roscoe's that night. It's totally fine. Trent cleared it up. I apologized; bought them some chicken waffles. It's totally fine.

View Quote They went with someone who had more theme park experience. 'd kill for that job.

View Quote Daddy's gonna get her to bring a friend.

View Quote You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip.

View Quote I'm the asshole? I'm the asshole in the place yeah? Yeah, well I'm outta here. I would never eat here, I would never eat here anyway.

View Quote Alright, fine, 'll ask her. Ma'am, where do all the high school girls hang out around here?

View Quote All I do is stare at their mouths and wrinkle my nose, and I turn out to be a sweetheart.

View Quote Okay, already, 'll put my suit on. Grab the wheel. Hold it steady.

View Quote She doesn't deserve you

View Quote Mike: You're gonna screw up our plan.
Trent: Baby, we're gonna get laid.
Mike: T-. Trent. Trent. I need to, ah-
[Trent hands him a condom through the door]
Mike: No, I...uh...need to use the phone.
Trent: Hold on. [Slams door]
Mike: 'm sure - they weren't in there that long.