Honey, just 'cause I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid.
Melanie Carmichael
Dakota Fanning · 26 quotes
Jake Perry
Josh Lucas · 16 quotes
Bobby Ray
Ethan Embry · 8 quotes
Mayor Kate Hennings
Candice Bergen · 5 quotes
Earl Smooter
Fred Ward · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Melanie Carmichael & Jake Perry (9), Melanie Carmichael & Bobby Ray (2)
Sweet Home Alabama quotes
Page 3 of 4Like I could tip a cow BY MYSELF!
Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.
Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?
Praise the Lord, the South has risen again.
The only reason I ain't signing is cause you've turned into some hoity toity Yankee bitch and I'd like nothing better right now than to piss you off.
The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back.
There is nothing wrong with poor people. I get elected by poor people.
We weren't aimin' for ya, but I doubt I woulda gone to your funeral.
Well even if he is a Yankee, at least he's sober.
Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?
Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce.
What ever happened to responsible journalism?
Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?
You can have roots and wings.