Superbad quotes

112 total quotes

View Quote Break yo'self, FOOL!

View Quote Do you have any other clothes or do you only shop at Baby Gap?

View Quote I am McLovin!

View Quote It's not the going with the ladies that concerns me; it's the ****ming.

View Quote [After parking in staff parking lot] Quit being such a vagi! **** it, I'm about to graduate. They should be suckin' on my ballsack. That's the least they can do for stealing 3 years of my life.

View Quote Muhammad is the most common name on Earth! Read a ****ing book!

View Quote Every day, hundreds of kids go to the liquor store with their fake I.D.s and every single one says they're 21. Just how many 21-year-olds are there in this town? It's called ****ing strategy, alright?

View Quote [Breaking up the party]
Slater: Oh no, it's the cops!
Michaels: Get the hell outta here right now...
Slater: Get outta here pal she's not interested...
Michaels: Drop the crantini and move it, sister...
Slater: See ya sugar tits!

View Quote Becca: Mmmm, I'm so wet!
Evan: Yeah... they told us that would happen in health class...

View Quote You don't want girls to think you suck dick at ****ing pussy!

View Quote To women... To the respect, to people respecting women...

View Quote Becca: You have such a smooth ****!
Evan: Yeah, you would too... if you were a man.

View Quote By the time college rolls around, I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag!

View Quote Officer Slater: Alright now guys, check this out... probably the greatest move in donut-spinning history, you paying attention? Behold the upward spiraling pigtail!
Officer Michaels: Why is it called that?
Officer Slater: I don't know!
Officer Michaels: Make the badge proud, Slater! [to Fogell] He's not usually this drunk when he does this, but I think that could make it more cool.

View Quote Booya, motha****as.