“Quit being such a vagi! **** it, I'm about to graduate. They should...”

[After parking in staff parking lot]

Quit being such a vagi! **** it, I'm about to graduate. They should be suckin' on my ballsack. That's the least they can do for stealing 3 years of my life.

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