Superbad quotes

112 total quotes

View Quote Seth: Enjoy your remaining years!
Old Lady: I will. Enjoy ****ing Jules!
Seth: I will!

View Quote Jules: Seth, are you crying?
Seth: No I just have something in both my eyes...

View Quote [Breaking up the party]
Slater: Oh no, it's the cops!
Michaels: Get the hell outta here right now...
Slater: Get outta here pal she's not interested...
Michaels: Drop the crantini and move it, sister...
Slater: See ya sugar tits!

View Quote [After Slater and Michaels pretend to arrest Fogel in front of a crowd of teenagers]
Officer Slater: This is gonna get you so much ass.
Fogel: Really?

View Quote [Walks by the kid Seth and pushes his notebook and his dick drawing off the desk, and it lands near kid Becca]
Kid: Pussy!

View Quote Gym Teacher: Seth, get off the field
Seth: [kicks ball into the stands] GOAL!
Gym Teacher: You're getting that!
Seth: No, I'm not!

View Quote Actor Role Jonah Hill Seth Michael Cera Evan Christopher Mintz-Plasse Fogell Bill Hader Officer Slater Seth Rogen Officer Michaels Martha MacIsaac Becca Kevin Corrigan Mark Joe Lo Truglio Frankie