Super Troopers quotes

52 total quotes

Captain O'Hagen
Farva
Foster

Mac
Rabbit
Thorny

View Quote (slow voice) Mother of God.

View Quote Who wants a moustache ride?

View Quote I am all that is MAN!

View Quote OH, this little guy? I wouldn't worry about this little guy.

View Quote It stinks like sex in here

View Quote Where you boys heading.....Canada Eh....Almost made it

View Quote What? They can't lump us in with that ****in' Martian.

View Quote I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenaningans!

View Quote These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

View Quote I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

View Quote That's it, you're off the road, never again. [Sir, it was not my fault!] And neither was the God-damn school bus! There was a time when we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions.

View Quote Drunk enough to kick your ass!

View Quote Rabbit: Oh look, a bar of soap.
Farva: Oh ho ho, Shit I got you good you ****er!
Mac:(with mocking voice and fake lisp) Awesome prank Farva.

View Quote Foster: Aw, Mac, you ****er!
Mac: Gree-tings. (Laughs) You guys are too slow.
Foster: You killed my dummy.
Thorny: Mac, now I'm going to pay you. But I shouldn't, 'cause I knew it was you the whole time.
Mac: Aw, Thorny, don't lie in front of the rookie. It sets a bad example.

View Quote Thorny: Foster, where are your shoes?
Foster: What, are you the shoe police now?
Thorny: I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar. Lets go.
Foster: Your black magic only works on the rookie.
Thorny: That's brown magic.