Bowser: What is your name?
Luigi: Uh...Luigi.
Bowser: Not sure if you know who I am, but I'm about to marry a princess and rule the world.
Luigi: [smiles nervously] Wow. Uh, yay.
Bowser: But there's one problem, Luigi. There's a human traveling with my fiancé; has a mustache, just like you. Do you know him?
Luigi: No. No!
Bowser: Ah, tough one, I see. Maybe this'll get you to talk. [pulls at a strand of Luigi's mustache with his claws]
Luigi: Do you think I know every human being with a mustache wearing an identical outfit with a hat with the letter of his first name on it? Because I don't.
Bowser: [plucks the strand off, then pulls at more of Luigi's mustache] Do you know him?!
Luigi: Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! I know him. Yes, I know him. Yeah, he's my brother, Mario, and he's the best guy in the world.
Bowser: Do princesses find him atttractive?!
Luigi: They do if they have good taste. [Bowser rips part of his mustache] AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Bowser: [tosses him to the ground] Get him outta my sight! We'll see how tough this Mario is when he watches me kill his brother!
Luigi: Where am I?
Luigi: Uh...Luigi.
Bowser: Not sure if you know who I am, but I'm about to marry a princess and rule the world.
Luigi: [smiles nervously] Wow. Uh, yay.
Bowser: But there's one problem, Luigi. There's a human traveling with my fiancé; has a mustache, just like you. Do you know him?
Luigi: No. No!
Bowser: Ah, tough one, I see. Maybe this'll get you to talk. [pulls at a strand of Luigi's mustache with his claws]
Luigi: Do you think I know every human being with a mustache wearing an identical outfit with a hat with the letter of his first name on it? Because I don't.
Bowser: [plucks the strand off, then pulls at more of Luigi's mustache] Do you know him?!
Luigi: Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! I know him. Yes, I know him. Yeah, he's my brother, Mario, and he's the best guy in the world.
Bowser: Do princesses find him atttractive?!
Luigi: They do if they have good taste. [Bowser rips part of his mustache] AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Bowser: [tosses him to the ground] Get him outta my sight! We'll see how tough this Mario is when he watches me kill his brother!
Luigi: Where am I?
Bowser : What is your name?
Luigi : Uh...Luigi.
Bowser : Not sure if you know who I am, but I'm about to marry a princess and rule the world.
Luigi : [smiles nervously] Wow. Uh, yay.
Bowser : But there's one problem, Luigi. There's a human traveling with my fiancé; has a mustache, just like you. Do you know him?
Luigi : No. No!
Bowser : Ah, tough one, I see. Maybe this'll get you to talk. [pulls at a strand of Luigi's mustache with his claws]
Luigi : Do you think I know every human being with a mustache wearing an identical outfit with a hat with the letter of his first name on it? Because I don't.
Bowser : [plucks the strand off, then pulls at more of Luigi's mustache] Do you know him?!
Luigi : Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! I know him. Yes, I know him. Yeah, he's my brother, Mario, and he's the best guy in the world.
Bowser : Do princesses find him atttractive?!
Luigi : They do if they have good taste. [Bowser rips part of his mustache] AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Bowser : [tosses him to the ground] Get him outta my sight! We'll see how tough this Mario is when he watches me kill his brother!
Luigi : Where am I?
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