Kamek
[as Bowser is singing "Peaches"]
Sire.
Bowser
[growls]
What?
Kamek
A report from our intelligence; A mustachioed human has arrived in the Mushroom Kingdom. [Bowser angrily growls; stumbles in fear] The princess has been training him. They are up to something, sire.
Bowser
[calms himself]
Sit. Jam with me. [Kamek sits next to Bowser, as he starts playing the Underground Theme] This, uh, human, where did he come from?
Kamek
We aren't sure.
Bowser
Does the princess...like him?
Kamek
Sire, look in the mirror; you have nothing to worry about.
Bowser
I know that. I'm not threatened. [slams cover on Kamek's fingers]
Kamek
[screams in pain]
Bowser
FIND OUT WHO HE IS, AND WHAT THEY'RE PLANNING!! [slams his fist and storms off]
Kamek
[painfully]
I'm on it, sire. May I lift the cover?
Bowser
[walking away]
Not yet. Pain is the best teacher.
