Mike quotes from The Stepford Wives (2004)

View Quote Only one can survive.

Scenes with Mike

View Quote Mike: My real name isn't Mike, it's just a nickname from where I used to work.
Joanna: Where?
Mike: Microsoft.
Ted: NASA.
Vic: Disney.
Stan: AOL.
Joanna: Is that why the women are so slow?

View Quote Walter: She's not a robot. She never was. I couldn't do it.
Mike: Why not?
Walter: Because she's not a science project. Because I didn't marry something from RadioShack.
Mike: That's a shame.
Joanna: No, that's a man.

Other characters in The Stepford Wives (2004): Joanna · Bobbi · Roger · Walter · Claire