Bobbi quotes from The Stepford Wives (2004)

View Quote Stepford Wife: I'm going to use a pinecone as the baby Jesus this year.
Bobbi: And I'm going to attach a pinecone to my vibrator and have a really Merry Christmas!

View Quote Bobbi: Mace Windu and Amidala.
Max: And Boba Fett?
Bobbi: They were out.
Max: Mom.
[grumbles]
Bobbi: Here's $500.

View Quote Joanna: Bobbie! Bobbie... this isn't you...
Bobbie: That's right, Joanna! This isn't me, it's a whole new me. I'm happy, and I'm healthy, because I understand what's important in life.
Joanna: Yes, your new book!
Bobbie: [starts advancing on Joanna] That's right! That's what's important, my new cookbook. And my husband, and my family, and making a perfect home. It's a lesson every gal needs to learn, especially you. I'm your friend, Joanna. I'm going to help you. You need me.
Joanna: You stay away from me!
Bobbie: You are driven.
Joanna: Well, sometimes...
Bobbie: And you're selfish! You want to rule the world! I can fix you. I can change you.
Joanna: [notices Bobbie's hand is resting upon the lit stove, yet she dosen't burn] What... have... they... done... to... you?
Bobbie: Let's get busy!

View Quote Joanna: We're trespassing!
Bobbie: Only if we get caught.

View Quote Joanna: Cupcakes anyone?
Dave: Cupcakes?! Hey, right on time. Joe, these are smokin'. [to Bobbie] Why can't you make stuff like this?
Bobbie: Why don't you?
Dave: Because I have a penis.

View Quote Joanna: How do I look?
Bobbi: Can I be perfectly honest?
Joanna: Mm-hmmmm.
Bobbi: You kind of look like Betty Crocker.
Joanna: I know.
Roger: At Betty Ford.