Montgomery Scott quotes from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)

Pavel Chekov

Cloaking device now available on all flight modes.

James T. Kirk

I'm impressed; that's a lot of work for a short voyage.

Pavel Chekov

We are in enemy wessel, sir. I do not wish to be shot down on the way to our own funeral.

James T. Kirk

Good thinking. Engine room. Report, Mr. Scott.

Montgomery Scott

We're ready, sir. I've converted the dilithium sequencer into something a little less primitive. And, Admiral, I have replaced the Klingon food packs. They were giving me a sour stomach.

Montgomery Scott

You planning to take a swim?

Leonard McCoy

Off the deep end, Mr. Scott.

James T. Kirk

We've got to find some humpbacks.

Montgomery Scott

Humpbacked people?

James T. Kirk

Whales, Mr. Scott. Whales. About 45 to 50 feet long. About 40 tons each.

what did you have in mind?

Leonard McCoy

Perhaps the professor can use your computer?

Montgomery Scott

Computer. Computer. Ah. [McCoy hands him a mouse and he speaks over it] Hello, computer.

Just use the keyboard.

Montgomery Scott

The keyboard. How quaint.

James T. Kirk

Spock, where the hell is the power you promised me?

Spock

One damn minute, Admiral.

Montgomery Scott

I'm ready, Spock. Let's find George and Gracie.

Montgomery Scott

Admiral, there be whales here!

James T. Kirk

Well done, Mr. Scott. How soon can we be ready for warp speed?

Montgomery Scott

Full power now, sir.

James T. Kirk

If you will, Mr. Sulu.

Hikaru Sulu

Aye, sir. Warp speed.

Leonard McCoy

The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe. We'll get a freighter.

Hikaru Sulu

With all respect, Doctor, I'm counting on Excelsior.

Montgomery Scott

Excelsior? Why in God's name would you want that bucket of bolts?

James T. Kirk

A ship is a ship.

Montgomery Scott

Whatever you say, sir. Thy will be done.

James T. Kirk

My friends... we've come home.