James T. Kirk
How much refit time before we can take her out again?
Montgomery Scott
Eight weeks, Sir, [Kirk opens his mouth] but ya don't have eight weeks, so I'll do it for ya in two.
James T. Kirk
Mr.Scott. Have you always multiplied your repair estimates by a factor of four?
Montgomery Scott
Certainly, Sir. How else can I keep my reputation as a miracle worker?
James T. Kirk
Your reputation is secure, Scotty.
Would you look at that.
James T. Kirk
My friends, the great experiment... the Excelsior, ready for trial runs.
Hikaru Sulu
She's supposed to have transwarp drive.
Montgomery Scott
Aye. And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.
James T. Kirk
Come, come, Mr. Scott. Young minds, fresh ideas. Be tolerant.
Ah, Mr. Scott. Calling it a night?
Montgomery Scott
Uh, yes, sir.
Turning in myself, looking forward to breaking some of the Enterprise's speed records tomorrow.
Montgomery Scott
Ah, yes, sir. Good night.
Level, please.
Montgomery Scott
Transporter room.
Thank you.
Montgomery Scott
Up your shaft.
James T. Kirk
Scotty, as good as your word.
Montgomery Scott
Aye, sir. The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain. Here, Doctor, souvenirs from one surgeon to another. I took them out of her main transwarp computer drive.
Leonard McCoy
Nice of you to tell me in advance.
James T. Kirk
That's what you get for missing staff meetings, Doctor. Gentleman, your work today has been outstanding. I intend to recommend you all for promotion... in whatever fleet we end up serving. Best speed to Genesis.
James T. Kirk
Computer, this is Admiral James T. Kirk. Request security access. Computer, destruct sequence one, code 1, 1-A.
Montgomery Scott
Computer, Commander Montgomery Scott, Chief Engineering Officer. Destruct sequence two: code 1, 1-A, 2-B.
Computer, this is Commander Pavel Chekov, Acting Science Officer. Destruct sequence three: code 1-B, 2-B, 3.
Destruct sequence completed and engaged. Awaiting final code for one minute countdown.
Kirk
Code zero, zero, zero, destruct zero.
Destruct sequence is activated. [begins counting down from 60]
