Montgomery Scott [voiceover]
USS Enterprise, shakedown crew's report. I think this new ship was put together by monkeys. Oh, she's got a fine engine, but half the doors won't open, and guess whose job it is to make it right.
4th most-quoted character in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989): in 6 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: James T. Kirk (5), Leonard McCoy (3), Spock (2)
Scenes with Montgomery Scott
6 scenes Montgomery Scott Montgomery Scott [about ship status]
All I can say is they don't make them like they used to.
You told me you could get this ship operational in two weeks. I gave you three, what happened?
Montgomery Scott I think you gave me too much time, Captain.
Very well, Mr Scott. Carry on.
Montgomery Scott Aye, sir. [spots a nearby engineer] How many times do I have to tell you-- the right tool for the right job!
Computer
[They enter the turbolift]
Lev-Lev-Level?
Bridge. I hope. I could use a shower.
Jim... if you ask me, and you haven't, I think this is a terrible idea. We're bound to bump into the Klingons. And they don't exactly like you.
The feeling's mutual. Engine room.
Montgomery Scott [over the intercom]
Scotty here.
We'll need all the power you can muster, mister.
Montgomery Scott Don't you worry, Captain. We'll beat those Klingon devils, even if I have to get out and push.
I hope it won't come to that, Mr. Scott.
You're right. I'm out of practice. That's an "S."
A "T."
"A." "N." Uh, "D." End of word.
"Stand."
New word. "B." "A." Um...
"C." "K."
"Back." "Stand back."
James T. Kirk, Spock, Leonard McCoy
Stand back?
Montgomery Scott [The wall explodes]
What are you standing around for? Do you not know a jailbreak when you see one?
Mr. Scott, you're amazing.
Montgomery Scott There's nothing amazing about it. I know this ship like the back of my hand. [Klunk!-Smacks into a utility pipe and knocks himself out.]
Prepare to initiate emergency landing plan B.
What's emergency landing plan B?
Montgomery Scott I don't have a clue.
B as in barricade!
Montgomery Scott He can't be serious!
