The Krabby Patty is what ties us all together! Without the secret formula, there will be a complete breakdown of social order! A war of all against all! Dark times ahead! Dark times indeed!
Squidward
Seriously? Aren't you overreacting a bit?
Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. I hope you like leather.
Squidward
I prefer suede.
SpongeBob
Patrick, what are you doing?
Vandalizing stuff in my house.
Plankton
Isn't that your house?
Plankton
Will you stop playing that tiny piano?! [quietly] You're gonna get us caught.
SpongeBob
Sorry.
SpongeBob
Cotton candy.
If you ate all of that, you would have enough energy to run around the whole world.
[SpongeBob and Patrick jump into the Cotton Candy machine and they both twirl around in it as cotton candy forms around them, they soon come to a stop and suck all the cotton candy around them off. The pair start going hyper and begin laughing as they seemly run all over the world although it turns out that they are actually standing in front of a postcard stand with Sandy taking one of the cards out from its rack]
Squidward
Ahh! When is the sugar gonna wear off? [SpongeBob and Patrick fall over on their frontsides]
Sour Note?
My tiny little eardrums!
Burger-Beard
Hey, hey, wait! Hold on! Hold on! Wait! Wait! Customers! Wait, please! [angered, he walks toward SpongeBob and the others]
Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down.
Mmmmmmm! [giggles]
Uhh, Maybe we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.
Alright, here comes the pain!
Burger-Beard
Hah! [opens a hatch and many cannons came out of the front hatch]
Ah!
They're beautiful. [pops a bubble, causing the cannon ball from inside to land on his face]
SpongeBob!
Patrick?
Talk to me, buddy.
I'm seeing a bright light.
Is this better?
Much. Thank you.
Plankton
You're not gonna start singing, are you?
SpongeBob
♪ Teamwork! ♪
Plankton
Oh, brother.
SpongeBob
♪ We can do anything when we have teamwork. ♪ [The word "Teamwork" appears] ♪ Don't you think so, my friend? ♪
Plankton
♪ No te-am work. It's getting in the way of my sche-am work. ♪ [Plankton blows up the word "Teamwork] ♪ What don't you comprehend? ♪
SpongeBob
♪ But working together is the key. Nothing's impossible when it's you and me! ♪ [he and Plankton are building a house]
Plankton
♪ I'm doing just fine on my own. ♪
SpongeBob
♪ Work is no fun when you do it alone! ♪
Plankton
♪ If I want it done right, I'll do it by myself! ♪
SpongeBob
♪ But what if you need something on a higher shelf? ♪
Plankton
♪ But I'm the target of a very scary crazy post apocalyptic mob! ♪
SpongeBob
♪ Well, that's exactly why you need a partner helping you with this important job! ♪
♪ I'll be the hammer, and you'll be the nail. ♪
♪ I'll be the boat, and you'll be the sail! ♪
♪ I'm the flower, you're the aroma! ♪
Plankton
♪ Right now I wish I was in a coma! ♪
SpongeBob
Come on! ♪ I'm here for you, and you're here for me! ♪
♪ It's better when you, plus me, equals we! ♪ [his holes turn into Planktons] ♪
♪ Working together in harmony! ♪ [SpongeBob and Plankton climbs up a Mountain and puts a flag on top]
♪ Side by side, we can reach our dreams, cause nothing's impossible, when we're a team! ♪ [Back in Bikini Bottom]
Plankton
All right, you can put me down [SpongeBob sets him down on a rock] Well... [sighs] That's one minute of my life I'll never get back.
SpongeBob
Not without a time machine.
Plankton
Wait a minute, hold that thought. [SpongeBob grabs a thought bubble with a question mark on it.] Now back up.
SpongeBob
Enihcam emit a tuohtiw ton. (Not without a time machine.)
Plankton
Slow down.
SpongeBob
Not without a time machine.
