K Mr. Krabs
The Krabby Patty is what ties us all together! Without the secret formula, there will be a complete breakdown of social order! A war of all against all! Dark times ahead! Dark times indeed!
Squidward
Seriously? Aren't you overreacting a bit?
K Mr. Krabs
[The scene shifts to Mr. Krabs, Squidward and the Bikini Bottom citizens in their apocalyptic forms and the Bottomites run off around the ruins of Bikini Bottom]
Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. I hope you like leather.
Squidward
I prefer suede.
SpongeBob
[Patrick is hitting his rock home with the word "Grandma" on the bottom with a hammer]
Patrick, what are you doing?
P Patrick
Vandalizing stuff in my house.
Plankton
Isn't that your house?
Plankton
[SpongeBob is playing a miniature piano while Plankton tiptoes into the Chum Bucket to get a key]
Will you stop playing that tiny piano?! [quietly] You're gonna get us caught.
SpongeBob
[stops playing and hides the piano behind his back]
Sorry.
SpongeBob
Cotton candy.
S Sandy
If you ate all of that, you would have enough energy to run around the whole world.
[SpongeBob and Patrick jump into the Cotton Candy machine and they both twirl around in it as cotton candy forms around them, they soon come to a stop and suck all the cotton candy around them off. The pair start going hyper and begin laughing as they seemly run all over the world although it turns out that they are actually standing in front of a postcard stand with Sandy taking one of the cards out from its rack]
Squidward
[blocking his head with his hands]
Ahh! When is the sugar gonna wear off? [SpongeBob and Patrick fall over on their frontsides]
I The Invincibubble
Sour Note?
K Kyle
[Sour Note takes out his clarinet and extends it. He took a big deep breath and then blows his clarinet, playing horrible music, causing Burger Beard's customers to cover their ears and run away]
My tiny little eardrums!
Burger-Beard
[as customers run away]
Hey, hey, wait! Hold on! Hold on! Wait! Wait! Customers! Wait, please! [angered, he walks toward SpongeBob and the others]
I The Invincibubble
Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down.
S Mr. Superawesomeness
[Mr. Superawesomeness scrunches his face and ice cream cones are yanked from beachgoers. In a dramatic gesture, he grabs the cones and holds them up. As the sky darkens and lightning strikes, Burger Beard holds up a pink umbrella. Suddenly, Mr. Superawesomeness smiles and licks the ice cream]
Mmmmmmm! [giggles]
I The Invincibubble
Uhh, Maybe we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.
I The Invincibubble
Alright, here comes the pain!
Burger-Beard
Hah! [opens a hatch and many cannons came out of the front hatch]
S Mr. Superawesomeness
[Burger-Beard fires a cannon ball at SpongeBob, but it goes through his bubble wand and into a bubble. The pirate fires more cannon balls with SpongeBob jumping repeatedly and getting them in many bubbles]
They're beautiful. [pops a bubble, causing the cannon ball from inside to land on his face]
S Mr. Superawesomeness
SpongeBob!
I The Invincibubble
Patrick?
S Mr. Superawesomeness
Talk to me, buddy.
I The Invincibubble
I'm seeing a bright light.
S Mr. Superawesomeness
[blocks the sun]
Is this better?
I The Invincibubble
Much. Thank you.
Plankton
You're not gonna start singing, are you?
SpongeBob
♪ Teamwork! ♪
Plankton
Oh, brother.
SpongeBob
♪ We can do anything when we have teamwork. ♪ [The word "Teamwork" appears] ♪ Don't you think so, my friend? ♪
Plankton
♪ No te-am work. It's getting in the way of my sche-am work. ♪ [Plankton blows up the word "Teamwork] ♪ What don't you comprehend? ♪
SpongeBob
♪ But working together is the key. Nothing's impossible when it's you and me! ♪ [he and Plankton are building a house]
Plankton
♪ I'm doing just fine on my own. ♪
SpongeBob
♪ Work is no fun when you do it alone! ♪
Plankton
♪ If I want it done right, I'll do it by myself! ♪
SpongeBob
♪ But what if you need something on a higher shelf? ♪
Plankton
[singing fast]
♪ But I'm the target of a very scary crazy post apocalyptic mob! ♪
SpongeBob
[using a bulldozer]
♪ Well, that's exactly why you need a partner helping you with this important job! ♪
♪ I'll be the hammer, and you'll be the nail. ♪
♪ I'll be the boat, and you'll be the sail! ♪
♪ I'm the flower, you're the aroma! ♪
Plankton
♪ Right now I wish I was in a coma! ♪
SpongeBob
Come on! ♪ I'm here for you, and you're here for me! ♪
♪ It's better when you, plus me, equals we! ♪ [his holes turn into Planktons] ♪
♪ Working together in harmony! ♪ [SpongeBob and Plankton climbs up a Mountain and puts a flag on top]
♪ Side by side, we can reach our dreams, cause nothing's impossible, when we're a team! ♪ [Back in Bikini Bottom]
Plankton
All right, you can put me down [SpongeBob sets him down on a rock] Well... [sighs] That's one minute of my life I'll never get back.
SpongeBob
Not without a time machine.
Plankton
Wait a minute, hold that thought. [SpongeBob grabs a thought bubble with a question mark on it.] Now back up.
SpongeBob
Enihcam emit a tuohtiw ton. (Not without a time machine.)
Plankton
Slow down.
SpongeBob
[slow voice]
Not without a time machine.
SpongeBob
[At Taco Haüs] [From inside]
Is this where we're gonna build our time machine?
Plankton
[Inside the restaurant]
Sure. It's got everything we need. A photo booth, a cuckoo clock, [The clock goes off] some day old chips. Now all we have to do is build it.
Plankton
[SpongeBob plays his pitch pipe again but Plankton takes it into the photo booth]
Oh, no, you don't.
SpongeBob
Hey, my pitch pipe.
Plankton
Uh, I need it for the time machine.
SpongeBob
Oh, okay. [Plankton smashes the pitch pipe with a hammer and flushes it down a toilet off-screen]
Plankton
[walks out of the photo booth]
Installed!
[They start building the time machine, Plankton uses a big hammer while SpongeBob uses a small one, then SpongeBob pour a bucket of nuts and bolts into an opening at the top of the photo booth, then he saws a block of wood while Plankton holds on to the other end, then Plankton runs on a screwdriver while SpongeBob pushes it close slowly, they break for lunch where SpongeBob eats a taco while Plankton has a sausage, then SpongeBob tries to loop a pink thread through a needle when Plankton helps him, Plankton signals SpongeBob to install a tube into an opening, then he turns the clock hand backwards and the time machine starts up]
Plankton
I did it!
SpongeBob
No. We did it.
Plankton
Wait. We did do it. As a te-am.
SpongeBob
A team.
Plankton
Whatever.
SP SpongeBob/Plankton
♪ Working together in harmony! ♪ [SpongeBob and Plankton pops out of the Peanut Butter and Jam jars]
♪ Side by side, we can reach our dreams, cause nothing's impossible, when we're a team! ♪
SpongeBob
[Back at Taco Haüs] [Carrying Karen into the time machine]
Okay, now for the brains.
K Karen
[Inside the time machine, he pushes Karen into the opening and she powers up]
Okay, Plankton, this is it. It's gonna take all my processors and energy to power this time machine. So, if you have anything you wanna tell me, you better tell me now.
Plankton
Well, Karen. I know I've taken you for granted all these years and I... I just wanted to say... I'm glad you're on my te-am.
K Karen
Oh, Sheldon. That's the sweetest thing you've ever s--
SpongeBob
[Plankton flips a switch and Karen shuts off and her screen flashes 12:00 AM, Plankton starts to cry]
Plankton, are you crying?
Plankton
No, no, no, it's just one of the hazards of having a giant eyeball. [wipes his tear away] There's always stuff getting in there. Anyway, [Clears throat] where were we? [from outside the time machine] Say "cheese".
SpongeBob
[inserts a quarter in the coin slot]
Cheese!
Plankton
[They travel through a time space vortex where Squeeze Me by N.E.R.D. plays and they crash through a giant taco leaving their cartoony outlines, The Time Machine take SpongeBob and Plankton to a desert part of Bikini Bottom four days in the future, they step out and explore]
According to my calculations, the Krusty Krab should be right here.
SpongeBob
What's that over there?
FP Future Patrick
[Patrick turns around who is now rapidly aged with gray hair, eyebrows and a long beard]
SpongeBob?
SpongeBob
Patrick?
FP Future Patrick
Is it really you?
SpongeBob
Yes, Patrick. It's–
FP Future Patrick
Finally! The Great Krabby Patty Famine is over!
SpongeBob
Great Krabby Patty Famine? Oh, what year is this?
FP Future Patrick
It's Thursday.
Plankton
According to my calculations, we've only gone 4 days into the future.
SpongeBob
Where is everybody?
FP Future Patrick
They all gave up on you but not me! 'Cause I'm not very smart.
SpongeBob
Where is the Krusty Krab?
FP Future Patrick
Right where it's always been.
PS Past SpongeBob
[The wind blows a bunch of sand away revealing Patrick sitting on The Krusty Krab sign, SpongeBob gasps, then he and Plankton run back into the time machine] [At the Krusty Krab two days in the past] [walks in, gasps]
Plankton?!
PP Past Plankton
SpongeBob!?
PS Past SpongeBob
[time machine appears and SpongeBob and Plankton walk out]
Plankton?! [gasps]
PP Past Plankton
SPONGEBOB?! Who are you two supposed to be?
Plankton
I'm you from the future.
SpongeBob
[points to his past self]
And I'm him from the future!
PP Past Plankton
So you traveled back through time to help me? Great thinking!
SpongeBob
Nope. He's helping me.
PS Past SpongeBob
[gasps]
But he's the enemy.
SpongeBob
Was the enemy. Now we're a team.
PP Past Plankton
What, a te-am?
Plankton
A team! All right, go get the formula.
PS Past SpongeBob
[SpongeBob runs over to the safe]
What have I become?
SpongeBob
All right, Plankton. [tries to grab the secret formula from Plankton's past self]
PS Past SpongeBob
Do you have flying boat mobiles in the future?
Plankton
We only came back from the day after tomorrow, dim wit.
PS Past SpongeBob
Are there rocket packs?
PS Past SpongeBob
[SpongeBob trying to get the formula]
Did they outlaw clothes in the future?
Plankton
NO!
PS Past SpongeBob
Then why are you naked?
Plankton
'Cause they don't make clothes in my size.
SpongeBob
Hold still you! [SpongeBob tries to grab the formula when Plankton's past self runs away]
PS Past SpongeBob
If you're from the future, what am I gonna say next?
Plankton
Something moronic?
Plankton
Hey, hurry up over there!
PP Past Plankton
[SpongeBob knocks the decoy formula bottle off the pressure plate and the light goes on and it beeps; screams]
Uh oh, that ain't good.
CV Computer Voice
[as a red light turns on and off]
Initiating Lockdown Sequence.
Plankton
Come on, SpongeBob. We gotta get outta here.
SpongeBob
[grabs the fake formula thinking it's the real one]
Got it!
Plankton
Come on!
SA SpongeBob and Plankton
[SpongeBob runs into the time machine and they return to the present] [laughing together]
SpongeBob
Oh, that was crazy.
Plankton
So that's what teamwork is. All those years, I tried to make you mine and I finally did it. I mean, we did it!
Burger-Beard
[Back with Burger-Beard and the seagulls]
And so, it would seem that our heroes have accomplished all they had set out to do.
A Andy
[Burger-Beard is seen reading and piloting the ship at the same time. He shuts the book]
Now that's an ending.
Plankton
[As Burger-Beard starts his pirate ship]
Where do you think you're going?
Burger-Beard
[he laughs at Plankton's small stature]
Why don't you get going, little fella, before you hurt yourself?
I The Invincibubble
[Plankton slides out of view, then he begins to lift the pirate ship. He is now Plank-Ton the muscular giant] [surprised]
Plankton?
PT Plank-Ton
It's Plank-Ton! [to Burger-Beard] Come on down from there, little fella. You wouldn't wanna get hurt. Huh?
PT Plank-Ton
[Burger-Beard climbs inside his ship and Plankton growls and he throws the ship into the air, catches it and spins it on his finger like a basketball and he pokes his head into a porthole of the ship]
Come out, come out wherever you are. Huh? [Burger-Beard squirts ketchup in Plank-Ton's face; screams] MY EYE!!
I The Invincibubble
[He drops the pirate ship. It crashes into the street and Burger-Beard climbs out and runs away]
He's getting away!
PT Plank-Ton
[he jumps over to the ship]
Ready for a Plank-Ton of bubbles?
PT Plank-Ton
[Invincibubble smiles at the idea. Plank-Ton picks him up by Invincibubble's legs, takes a deep breath and blows into Invincibubble's bubble wand creating lots of bubbles coming after Burger Beard. The bubbles clear to show Plank-Ton holding Burger-Beard in his fingers and he tries to run]
The formula, please.
Burger-Beard
Come on. Team up with me. We'll be rich and powerful! Huh?
PT Plank-Ton
No, thanks. I'm already part of a teamwork.
[Burger-Beard gives Plank-Ton the formula and he kicks Burger-Beard back to Bikini Atoll where he his body is buried in the sand. He mutters nonsense]
