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Mr. Krabs: The Krabby Patty is what ties us all together! Without the secret formula, there will be a complete breakdown of social order! A war of all against all! Dark times ahead! Dark times indeed!
Squidward: Seriously? Aren't you overreacting a bit?
[The scene shifts to Mr. Krabs, Squidward and the Bikini Bottom citizens in their apocalyptic forms and the Bottomites run off around the ruins of Bikini Bottom]
Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. I hope you like leather.
Squidward: I prefer suede.
[Patrick is hitting his rock home with the word "Grandma" on the bottom with a hammer]
SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing?
Patrick: Vandalizing stuff in my house.
Plankton: Isn't that your house?
[SpongeBob is playing a miniature piano while Plankton tiptoes into the Chum Bucket to get a key]
Plankton: Will you stop playing that tiny piano?! [quietly] You're gonna get us caught.
SpongeBob: [stops playing and hides the piano behind his back] Sorry.
SpongeBob: Cotton candy.
Sandy: If you ate all of that, you would have enough energy to run around the whole world.
[SpongeBob and Patrick jump into the Cotton Candy machine and they both twirl around in it as cotton candy forms around them, they soon come to a stop and suck all the cotton candy around them off. The pair start going hyper and begin laughing as they seemly run all over the world although it turns out that they are actually standing in front of a postcard stand with Sandy taking one of the cards out from its rack]
Squidward: [blocking his head with his hands] Ahh! When is the sugar gonna wear off? [SpongeBob and Patrick fall over on their frontsides]
The Invincibubble: Sour Note?
[Sour Note takes out his clarinet and extends it. He took a big deep breath and then blows his clarinet, playing horrible music, causing Burger Beard's customers to cover their ears and run away]
Kyle: My tiny little eardrums!
Burger-Beard: [as customers run away] Hey, hey, wait! Hold on! Hold on! Wait! Wait! Customers! Wait, please! [angered, he walks toward SpongeBob and the others]
The Invincibubble: Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down.
[Mr. Superawesomeness scrunches his face and ice cream cones are yanked from beachgoers. In a dramatic gesture, he grabs the cones and holds them up. As the sky darkens and lightning strikes, Burger Beard holds up a pink umbrella. Suddenly, Mr. Superawesomeness smiles and licks the ice cream]
Mr. Superawesomeness: Mmmmmmm! [giggles]
The Invincibubble: Uhh, Maybe we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.
The Invincibubble: Alright, here comes the pain!
Burger-Beard: Hah! [opens a hatch and many cannons came out of the front hatch]
The Invincibubble: Ah!
[Burger-Beard fires a cannon ball at SpongeBob, but it goes through his bubble wand and into a bubble. The pirate fires more cannon balls with SpongeBob jumping repeatedly and getting them in many bubbles]
Mr. Superawesomeness: They're beautiful. [pops a bubble, causing the cannon ball from inside to land on his face]
Mr. Superawesomeness: SpongeBob!
The Invincibubble: Patrick?
Mr. Superawesomeness: Talk to me, buddy.
The Invincibubble: I'm seeing a bright light.
Mr. Superawesomeness: [blocks the sun] Is this better?
The Invincibubble: Much. Thank you.
Plankton: You're not gonna start singing, are you?
SpongeBob: ♪ Teamwork!
Plankton: Oh, brother.
SpongeBob: ♪ We can do anything when we have teamwork.[The word "Teamwork" appears]Don't you think so, my friend?
Plankton: ♪ No te-am work. It's getting in the way of my sche-am work.[Plankton blows up the word "Teamwork]What don't you comprehend?
SpongeBob: ♪ But working together is the key. Nothing's impossible when it's you and me![he and Plankton are building a house]
Plankton: ♪ I'm doing just fine on my own.
SpongeBob: ♪ Work is no fun when you do it alone!
Plankton: ♪ If I want it done right, I'll do it by myself!
SpongeBob: ♪ But what if you need something on a higher shelf?
Plankton: [singing fast]But I'm the target of a very scary crazy post apocalyptic mob!
SpongeBob: [using a bulldozer]Well, that's exactly why you need a partner helping you with this important job!
I'll be the hammer, and you'll be the nail.
I'll be the boat, and you'll be the sail!
I'm the flower, you're the aroma!
Plankton: ♪ Right now I wish I was in a coma! ♪
SpongeBob: Come on! ♪ I'm here for you, and you're here for me!
It's better when you, plus me, equals we! ♪ [his holes turn into Planktons]
Working together in harmony![SpongeBob and Plankton climbs up a Mountain and puts a flag on top]
Side by side, we can reach our dreams, cause nothing's impossible, when we're a team![Back in Bikini Bottom]
Plankton: All right, you can put me down [SpongeBob sets him down on a rock] Well... [sighs] That's one minute of my life I'll never get back.
SpongeBob: Not without a time machine.
Plankton: Wait a minute, hold that thought. [SpongeBob grabs a thought bubble with a question mark on it.] Now back up.
SpongeBob: Enihcam emit a tuohtiw ton. (Not without a time machine.)
Plankton: Slow down.
SpongeBob: [slow voice] Not without a time machine.


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