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Spaceballs

Spaceballs quotes

81 total quotes

Barf
Dark Helmet
Lone Starr
Multiple Characters
Notes
Opening credits
President Skroob




View Quote On this ship, you are to refer to me as "idiot," not "you captain"! I mean - you know what I mean!
View Quote Lone Starr: I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring.
Yogurt: Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!
View Quote Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
View Quote [After Vespa blows away a group of Spaceballs] Holy shit!
View Quote ↑ John Hurt played Executive Officer Kane in the 1979 film Alien. In the film, an alien popped out of Hurt's chest, thus the line "not again!".
View Quote [In a subsequent scene, the two guards confront Lone Starr and Barf dressed only in boxers and undershirts, both sporting black eyes.]
Guard 1: Hey, those are the guys who took our uniforms!
Guard 2: Yeah, and beat the shit out of us, too!