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Spaceballs

Spaceballs quotes

81 total quotes

Barf
Dark Helmet
Lone Starr
Multiple Characters
Notes
Opening credits
President Skroob




View Quote Lone Starr: I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring.
Yogurt: Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!
View Quote On this ship, you are to refer to me as "idiot," not "you captain"! I mean - you know what I mean!
View Quote Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
View Quote [In a subsequent scene, the two guards confront Lone Starr and Barf dressed only in boxers and undershirts, both sporting black eyes.]
Guard 1: Hey, those are the guys who took our uniforms!
Guard 2: Yeah, and beat the shit out of us, too!
View Quote [After Vespa blows away a group of Spaceballs] Holy shit!
View Quote ↑ John Hurt played Executive Officer Kane in the 1979 film Alien. In the film, an alien popped out of Hurt's chest, thus the line "not again!".