Spaceballs quotes

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Opening credits
President Skroob

View Quote [On why he was running down the bridge] The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie'll be over.

View Quote What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

View Quote Lone Starr: I wonder: Will we ever see each other again?
Yogurt: Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.

View Quote [in tiny print]: If you can read this, you don't need glasses.

View Quote [Talking to Barf after King Roland calls them to rescue Vespa] We're not just doing it for money...We're doing it for a shitload of money!

View Quote Computer:10, 9, 8, 6,
Dark Helmet: Six? What happened to 7?
Computer: Just Kidding!

View Quote [Mr.Radar has just been "jammed".] There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: [pulls down helmet as camera zooms in on his face] Lone Starr! [camera slams into his face and knocks him out]

View Quote [Lone Starr and Vespa are about to kiss when Dot Matrix sounds an alarm.]
Lone Starr: [annoyed] What the hell was that?
Dot Matrix: That was my Virgin Alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do.

View Quote Skroob: Ah, Planet Druidia, and ten thousand years of fresh air.
Dark Helmet: [to Colonel Sandurz] The way he runs things, it won't last a hundred.

View Quote Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

View Quote Vespa: How was that?
Lone Starr: Not bad.
Barf: Not bad...for a girl.
Dot Matrix: Hey, that was pretty good for Rambo!

View Quote Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.

View Quote Placemat in Diner reads: Spaceballs the Placemat.

View Quote Aw, buckle this!

View Quote [waking up on the Tatooine-like moon of Vega and surrounded by the Dinks] ...Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?