Spaceballs quotes

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Opening credits
President Skroob

View Quote Lone Starr: I wonder: Will we ever see each other again?
Yogurt: Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.

View Quote Computer:10, 9, 8, 6,
Dark Helmet: Six? What happened to 7?
Computer: Just Kidding!

View Quote What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

View Quote [On why he was running down the bridge] The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie'll be over.

View Quote [Lone Starr and Vespa are about to kiss when Dot Matrix sounds an alarm.]
Lone Starr: [annoyed] What the hell was that?
Dot Matrix: That was my Virgin Alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do.

View Quote [in tiny print]: If you can read this, you don't need glasses.

View Quote Skroob: Ah, Planet Druidia, and ten thousand years of fresh air.
Dark Helmet: [to Colonel Sandurz] The way he runs things, it won't last a hundred.

View Quote [Mr.Radar has just been "jammed".] There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: [pulls down helmet as camera zooms in on his face] Lone Starr! [camera slams into his face and knocks him out]

View Quote [Talking to Barf after King Roland calls them to rescue Vespa] We're not just doing it for money...We're doing it for a shitload of money!

View Quote Vespa: How was that?
Lone Starr: Not bad.
Barf: Not bad...for a girl.
Dot Matrix: Hey, that was pretty good for Rambo!

View Quote Placemat in Diner reads: Spaceballs the Placemat.

View Quote Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.

View Quote Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

View Quote Aw, buckle this!

View Quote Lone Starr: I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring.
Yogurt: Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!