“Dark Helmet: Now we will show her who is in charge of this galaxy!...”

Dark Helmet

[after catching Vespa's car]

Now we will show her who is in charge of this galaxy! [a Spaceball loads his gun] Hold it, I will handle this personally!

Spaceball

Jawohl Lord Helmet! [stands aside]

Dark Helmet

So Princess Vespa, you thought you could outwit the imperious forces of planet Spaceball, well you were wrong. You are now our prisoner, and will be held hostage until such time, as all of the air is transfered from your planet...to ours. [opens door to the car and looks around, he lifts his mask up] She's not in there! [immediately all Spaceballs in the room drop their guns and cover their crotches]

Radar Man

Radar repaired, sir. We're picking up the outline of a...Winnebago.

Dark Helmet

Winnebago? Lone Starr. [bangs his fist on the car side] Lone Starr![car's door slams on top of his helmet]

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Dark Helmet Rick Moranis More Dark Helmet quotes →

S Spaceball Terence Marsh

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Dark helmet Hey hey hey, that's my pod, who are you? Bearded Lady I am the bearded lady! What are you, one of the freaks?! [kicks him; and gets in the pod laughing] Dark Helmet Wait! Wait! No! [the pod ejects] COME BACK HERE YOU FAT BEARDED BITCH!! Lone Starr I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring. Yogurt Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz! ↑ Saying that in another way, Dark Helmet is the former roommate of Lone Starr's first or second cousin. He could be Lone Starr's former roommate as well, but that's unlikely. It could also be that his father's brother (uncle) has a nephew through his wife, whose cousin would therefore not be a blood relative of Lone Starr's, making the roommate connection all the more ludicrous.